How hilarious would it be if Oquendo started treating pitchers like 3rd graders and told them the basics once they reached third?
Oquendo: Okay, Sup, there's one out and they're playing back
Oquendo: Anything on the ground and you go; they're not going to throw home.
Sup: Okay? So, I run if it's a groundball to the second baseman?
Oquendo: *slaps him on the ass* Now you got it Sup.
Oquendo: Garcia, look, there's one out and Holliday is up.
Oquendo: Okay. If it's in the air, you sit on the base until it is caught. Then you run home when I tell you to go. If it drops, you'll walk home. Any questions?
Garcia: Ahhhhhhhh!!! Okay, coach. Now I understand.
Yeah, cuz you and Jenny just didn't have it. Me and Jenny. We got it. I can unlock her defense with a well-timed through ball and a towering header.