Carp Boner, or is Strauss a boner, both?

[GodWeenSanto]

Should I be exited? Mo comment legit?

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[Jmodene]

Stranger things have happened. And I wouldn't put it past Carp to make it so.

[Serpent]

That was a difficult read, even by sportswriting standards.

[Cole Burns]

The fact Strauss broke it is a bit off-putting. But it makes sense that Carp would see the pen and say "F--- it, I'm coming back."

[heyzeus]

That was a difficult read, even by sportswriting standards.

Indeed, even by Strauss standards.

[heyzeus]

Also Spring is the perfect time for the awakening of a dormant Carp boner.

[Fat Strat]

Not surprised that he's trying it. I will be surprised if it works out. I hope it does. Carp is awesome and would be a great fit for this team.

[STL_Cards]

I'm excited. Never doubt Chris Carpenter.

[sighyoung]

That was a difficult read, even by sportswriting standards.

Indeed, even by Strauss standards.

It read like a set of style cliches cribbed from a Journalism 101 class, blended with the six mantric snark memes from his Twitter posts.

[Bo Hart]

Even if he comes back (which I think is a long shot), I'm highly skeptical of him providing a meaningful contribution to the bullpen. Last season in the playoffs he looked brutal. His command was extremely inconsistent.