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I refuse to click on these. What does it say?

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Hoot45 wrote:I refuse to click on these. What does it say?
It's Deadspin ripping apart a brutal article by Nightengale that makes the Cardinals sound like a bunch of self-righteous prigs... so it's a pretty accurate takedown.

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Hoot45 wrote:I refuse to click on these. What does it say?
It's basically some dude flipping out about an article that says the team isn't flashy but just gets the job done and are proud of that.

A lot of time I find Deadspin's anti-Cardinal stuff semi-entertaining. But this one looks like it was written by a Cards Talk troll.

Surprised it got published.

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ZigZagCardsFan wrote:
Hoot45 wrote:I refuse to click on these. What does it say?
It's basically some dude flipping out about an article that says the team isn't flashy but just gets the job done and are proud of that.

A lot of time I find Deadspin's anti-Cardinal stuff semi-entertaining. But this one looks like it was written by a Cards Talk troll.

Surprised it got published.
Yeah, I like Drew. He's a funny writer. I loved Fire Joe Morgan. But for pretty obvious reasons, this is a failed attempt by Drew to FJM a pretty tedious USA Today article.

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There will be a followup with letters from angry dumb hick Cardinals fans. My goal in life is to make that column. Here's my troll-food entry this time:
Hey Drew,

I know you need this for your Cardinals piece follow-up as validation, so as a devoted Cardinals fan I'm obliging.

My Pastor says the Cardinals do things the right way and Jesus will reward them, so eat a dildo.

I hope you're enjoying yourself up there rolling boulders down from condescension mountain. It must be so fulfilling, being one of the few voices on the Internet with the fresh MO of gratifying their perspective by [expletive] all over everything to wild applause.

Someday my worldview will be as perfect as yours, but for now, I'll keep looking for the Mt. Condescension Trailhead.

With hugs and kisses;

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Not bad. The best I could come up with was "Oh yeah? So's your mother!"

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Jesus, that Nightengale column makes me hate our team too...what a load of crap.

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firejoemorgan did this so much better.

I miss that site.

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