C-Mart....So is he injured, fatigued, dealing w/ STD's?!?!

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C-Mart....So is he injured, fatigued, dealing w/ STD's?!?!

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So has anyone heard anything?

Why are the Cards being so tight lipped?

Inquiring minds want to know! Plus he's on my fantasy team and I'm on the fence on whether I should throw him to the bench this week?

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"Flu" is the word from the team.

Also, scorching herpes.

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heyzeus wrote:"Flu" is the word from the team.

Also, scorching herpes.
Good, he can pitch w/ both of those.

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If the team says it as serious as the flu, then he is likely dead, and will soon be listed as day to day.

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cardinalkarp wrote:
heyzeus wrote:"Flu" is the word from the team.

Also, scorching herpes.
Good, he can pitch w/ both of those.
i dunno...i don't have herpes, but if im understanding correctly, it's basically sores on your genitals correct? that sounds painful as [expletive] to move around with.

now genital warts? He can pitch with that [expletive] just fine.


funny story about genital warts. i was having my doctor freeze a wart off of my knee that i had forever, and i yell jesus that hurts! he said quit your [expletive] (those words, yes), the guy in before you had to get 2 of them frozen off the head of his penis. i asked if he's using the same can of freezing stuff that he used on the other guy, AND HE NEVER ANSWERED ME!!!

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when we see him dumping the home run water down his britches- then we will know for sure.

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lol this thread has potential

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The Cards being tight lipped on the issue is especially fitting.

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I thought they said flu, and even one of the P-D writers specifically mentioned that he looked really gassed in the post-game presser. There was also something about him having an IV hooked up to him or something.

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They didn't want him out giving random women STD's so they gave him his internet porn back - he was too fatigued after that to pitch.

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