C-Mart....So is he injured, fatigued, dealing w/ STD's?!?!
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C-Mart....So is he injured, fatigued, dealing w/ STD's?!?!
So has anyone heard anything?
Why are the Cards being so tight lipped?
Inquiring minds want to know! Plus he's on my fantasy team and I'm on the fence on whether I should throw him to the bench this week?
Why are the Cards being so tight lipped?
Inquiring minds want to know! Plus he's on my fantasy team and I'm on the fence on whether I should throw him to the bench this week?
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Re: C-Mart....So is he injured, fatigued, dealing w/ STD's?!
"Flu" is the word from the team.
Also, scorching herpes.
Also, scorching herpes.
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Re: C-Mart....So is he injured, fatigued, dealing w/ STD's?!
Good, he can pitch w/ both of those.heyzeus wrote:"Flu" is the word from the team.
Also, scorching herpes.
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Re: C-Mart....So is he injured, fatigued, dealing w/ STD's?!
If the team says it as serious as the flu, then he is likely dead, and will soon be listed as day to day.
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Re: C-Mart....So is he injured, fatigued, dealing w/ STD's?!
i dunno...i don't have herpes, but if im understanding correctly, it's basically sores on your genitals correct? that sounds painful as [expletive] to move around with.cardinalkarp wrote:Good, he can pitch w/ both of those.heyzeus wrote:"Flu" is the word from the team.
Also, scorching herpes.
now genital warts? He can pitch with that [expletive] just fine.
funny story about genital warts. i was having my doctor freeze a wart off of my knee that i had forever, and i yell jesus that hurts! he said quit your [expletive] (those words, yes), the guy in before you had to get 2 of them frozen off the head of his penis. i asked if he's using the same can of freezing stuff that he used on the other guy, AND HE NEVER ANSWERED ME!!!
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Re: C-Mart....So is he injured, fatigued, dealing w/ STD's?!
when we see him dumping the home run water down his britches- then we will know for sure.
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Re: C-Mart....So is he injured, fatigued, dealing w/ STD's?!
lol this thread has potential
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Re: C-Mart....So is he injured, fatigued, dealing w/ STD's?!
The Cards being tight lipped on the issue is especially fitting.
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Re: C-Mart....So is he injured, fatigued, dealing w/ STD's?!
I thought they said flu, and even one of the P-D writers specifically mentioned that he looked really gassed in the post-game presser. There was also something about him having an IV hooked up to him or something.
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Re: C-Mart....So is he injured, fatigued, dealing w/ STD's?!
They didn't want him out giving random women STD's so they gave him his internet porn back - he was too fatigued after that to pitch.