I LOL'd. Also, this:MinorLeagueGuy wrote:Also, MadBum would hit 20hr in that cracker box..
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It's not a cracker box. It's a vagina.
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A vagina that smells like bratwurst and beer. Heavenly.Swirls wrote:It's not a cracker box. It's a vagina.
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According to MLB.com's Jon Morosi, the White Sox and Phillies are monitoring the Mike Moustakas market.
It sounds like Moustakas is the fallback plan for each club should Manny Machado sign elsewhere. Morosi also pegs the Padres as a "potential suitor" for Moustakas, or a potential trade destination for Maikel Franco if the Phillies wind up landing Machado -- believed to be their top target, even ahead of Bryce Harper. Moustakas, 30, batted .251/.315/.459 with 28 home runs and 95 RBI in 162 games last year between the Royals and Brewers.
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This brings back memories of Halle Berry and a cantaloupe.Jocephus wrote:
According to MLB.com's Jon Morosi, the White Sox and Phillies are monitoring the Mike Moustakas market.
It sounds like Moustakas is the fallback plan for each club should Manny Machado sign elsewhere. Morosi also pegs the Padres as a "potential suitor" for Moustakas, or a potential trade destination for Maikel Franco if the Phillies wind up landing Machado -- believed to be their top target, even ahead of Bryce Harper. Moustakas, 30, batted .251/.315/.459 with 28 home runs and 95 RBI in 162 games last year between the Royals and Brewers.
Related: White Sox, Phillies
Source: MLB.com
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Shelby signs one year pact in Texas for a few mill.
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Ah man... not surprising though. I always thought we were a long shot to snag him because we couldn’t offer him much in terms of guaranteed starts.MinorLeagueGuy wrote:Shelby signs one year pact in Texas for a few mill.
I really think we should turn our attention to Keuchel on a short-term, high AAV deal with some option years. Sure, it makes getting Reyes starts more difficult, but it will bridge the uncertainty with Mikolas and Wacha in ‘20 and beyond.
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I don't even remember who the Brewers had catching for them last year.