The ship of fools whistles past July's graveyard

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The ship of fools whistles past July's graveyard

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With Ponce de Leon banished to rediscover Florida (or perchance Memphis) and chug verily from the fountain of not-getting-hit-to-hades, the Ship of Fools was left without a final start. Whither Wacha, the once and future ace? The end of July begged for recompense. A deadline! A promise to the team by Brave Captain Mozeliak, a seafaring master with A Plan!

And yet, beset we are by Scylla, a mere Rosscup, and Charybdis, a trifling Mejia. Nothing more.

Is there a plan? If so, will our ship's supplies withstand its lapse in the doldrums? Roscoe chortles "surely not, the prospect cubbard is dry!" But he's a saucy one. His oboe instructor has given up after all the insults.

CHAT NOT MOXIE CHATS NOT

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Man, this takes me back!

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I want a tshirt that just says "Roscoe chortles."

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Still waiting for a Pinnacle post....

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