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PostPosted: August 13 19, 7:12 am 
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If his first appearance is as a defensive sub for Edman I will poop.


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PostPosted: August 13 19, 8:06 am 
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heyzeus wrote:
If his first appearance is as a defensive sub for Edman I will poop.


You can practically bank on this, so make sure you're close to a poop'in place or be careful in your choice of pants tonight. Something baggy and rubber would probably work.

Edit: Pro-tip: duck tape the legs of your pants to your ankles so nothing leaks. It works!


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PostPosted: August 13 19, 8:19 am 
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This is what we are getting. Athletic, but so lucky that he can turn an infield fly into a triple.



Oh, we're gonna love him.


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PostPosted: August 13 19, 8:38 am 
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Fat Strat wrote:
heyzeus wrote:
If his first appearance is as a defensive sub for Edman I will poop.


You can practically bank on this, so make sure you're close to a poop'in place or be careful in your choice of pants tonight. Something baggy and rubber would probably work.

Edit: Pro-tip: duck tape the legs of your pants to your ankles so nothing leaks. It works!


Bad news, I'm going to be a city council meeting tonight, sitting up on the dais as the city attorney. Rubber pants are frowned upon. Maybe one of those adult diapers like the astronaut lady wore when she drove across the country to try to get her husband's mistress?


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PostPosted: August 13 19, 8:40 am 
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heyzeus wrote:
Bad news, I'm going to be a city council meeting tonight, sitting up on the dais as the city attorney. Rubber pants are frowned upon. Maybe one of those adult diapers like the astronaut lady wore when she drove across the country to try to get her husband's mistress?


Pooping in the council chambers is probably a lifelong dream. I say go for it!


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PostPosted: August 13 19, 9:21 am 
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heyzeus wrote:
Fat Strat wrote:
heyzeus wrote:
If his first appearance is as a defensive sub for Edman I will poop.


You can practically bank on this, so make sure you're close to a poop'in place or be careful in your choice of pants tonight. Something baggy and rubber would probably work.

Edit: Pro-tip: duck tape the legs of your pants to your ankles so nothing leaks. It works!


Bad news, I'm going to be a city council meeting tonight, sitting up on the dais as the city attorney.

What what wha? Did you switch jobs?


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PostPosted: August 13 19, 9:26 am 
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AWvsCBsteeeerike3 wrote:
heyzeus wrote:
Fat Strat wrote:
heyzeus wrote:
If his first appearance is as a defensive sub for Edman I will poop.


You can practically bank on this, so make sure you're close to a poop'in place or be careful in your choice of pants tonight. Something baggy and rubber would probably work.

Edit: Pro-tip: duck tape the legs of your pants to your ankles so nothing leaks. It works!


Bad news, I'm going to be a city council meeting tonight, sitting up on the dais as the city attorney.

What what wha? Did you switch jobs?


Nope, representing cities is just something I also do in addition to environmental law and everyday unicorning.


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PostPosted: August 13 19, 11:18 am 
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heyzeus wrote:
AWvsCBsteeeerike3 wrote:
heyzeus wrote:
Fat Strat wrote:
heyzeus wrote:
If his first appearance is as a defensive sub for Edman I will poop.


You can practically bank on this, so make sure you're close to a poop'in place or be careful in your choice of pants tonight. Something baggy and rubber would probably work.

Edit: Pro-tip: duck tape the legs of your pants to your ankles so nothing leaks. It works!


Bad news, I'm going to be a city council meeting tonight, sitting up on the dais as the city attorney.

What what wha? Did you switch jobs?


Nope, representing cities is just something I also do in addition to environmental law and everyday unicorning.


I am amazed that that you are going to be a city council meeting...


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PostPosted: August 13 19, 11:35 am 
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heyzeus wrote:
AWvsCBsteeeerike3 wrote:
heyzeus wrote:
Fat Strat wrote:
heyzeus wrote:
If his first appearance is as a defensive sub for Edman I will poop.


You can practically bank on this, so make sure you're close to a poop'in place or be careful in your choice of pants tonight. Something baggy and rubber would probably work.

Edit: Pro-tip: duck tape the legs of your pants to your ankles so nothing leaks. It works!


Bad news, I'm going to be a city council meeting tonight, sitting up on the dais as the city attorney.

What what wha? Did you switch jobs?


Nope, representing cities is just something I also do in addition to environmental law and everyday unicorning.


EVERDAY not everyday!


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PostPosted: August 13 19, 12:37 pm 
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