Arozarena called up, Jose Martinez to the IL
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If his first appearance is as a defensive sub for Edman I will poop.
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You can practically bank on this, so make sure you're close to a poop'in place or be careful in your choice of pants tonight. Something baggy and rubber would probably work.heyzeus wrote:If his first appearance is as a defensive sub for Edman I will poop.
Edit: Pro-tip: duck tape the legs of your pants to your ankles so nothing leaks. It works!
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Oh, we're gonna love him.Fat Strat wrote:This is what we are getting. Athletic, but so lucky that he can turn an infield fly into a triple.
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Bad news, I'm going to be a city council meeting tonight, sitting up on the dais as the city attorney. Rubber pants are frowned upon. Maybe one of those adult diapers like the astronaut lady wore when she drove across the country to try to get her husband's mistress?Fat Strat wrote:You can practically bank on this, so make sure you're close to a poop'in place or be careful in your choice of pants tonight. Something baggy and rubber would probably work.heyzeus wrote:If his first appearance is as a defensive sub for Edman I will poop.
Edit: Pro-tip: duck tape the legs of your pants to your ankles so nothing leaks. It works!
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Pooping in the council chambers is probably a lifelong dream. I say go for it!heyzeus wrote:Bad news, I'm going to be a city council meeting tonight, sitting up on the dais as the city attorney. Rubber pants are frowned upon. Maybe one of those adult diapers like the astronaut lady wore when she drove across the country to try to get her husband's mistress?
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Re: Arozarena called up, Jose Martinez to the IL
What what wha? Did you switch jobs?heyzeus wrote:Bad news, I'm going to be a city council meeting tonight, sitting up on the dais as the city attorney.Fat Strat wrote:You can practically bank on this, so make sure you're close to a poop'in place or be careful in your choice of pants tonight. Something baggy and rubber would probably work.heyzeus wrote:If his first appearance is as a defensive sub for Edman I will poop.
Edit: Pro-tip: duck tape the legs of your pants to your ankles so nothing leaks. It works!
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Nope, representing cities is just something I also do in addition to environmental law and everyday unicorning.AWvsCBsteeeerike3 wrote:What what wha? Did you switch jobs?heyzeus wrote:Bad news, I'm going to be a city council meeting tonight, sitting up on the dais as the city attorney.Fat Strat wrote:You can practically bank on this, so make sure you're close to a poop'in place or be careful in your choice of pants tonight. Something baggy and rubber would probably work.heyzeus wrote:If his first appearance is as a defensive sub for Edman I will poop.
Edit: Pro-tip: duck tape the legs of your pants to your ankles so nothing leaks. It works!
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Re: Arozarena called up, Jose Martinez to the IL
I am amazed that that you are going to be a city council meeting...heyzeus wrote:Nope, representing cities is just something I also do in addition to environmental law and everyday unicorning.AWvsCBsteeeerike3 wrote:What what wha? Did you switch jobs?heyzeus wrote:Bad news, I'm going to be a city council meeting tonight, sitting up on the dais as the city attorney.Fat Strat wrote:You can practically bank on this, so make sure you're close to a poop'in place or be careful in your choice of pants tonight. Something baggy and rubber would probably work.heyzeus wrote:If his first appearance is as a defensive sub for Edman I will poop.
Edit: Pro-tip: duck tape the legs of your pants to your ankles so nothing leaks. It works!
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Re: Arozarena called up, Jose Martinez to the IL
EVERDAY not everyday!heyzeus wrote:Nope, representing cities is just something I also do in addition to environmental law and everyday unicorning.AWvsCBsteeeerike3 wrote:What what wha? Did you switch jobs?heyzeus wrote:Bad news, I'm going to be a city council meeting tonight, sitting up on the dais as the city attorney.Fat Strat wrote:You can practically bank on this, so make sure you're close to a poop'in place or be careful in your choice of pants tonight. Something baggy and rubber would probably work.heyzeus wrote:If his first appearance is as a defensive sub for Edman I will poop.
Edit: Pro-tip: duck tape the legs of your pants to your ankles so nothing leaks. It works!
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Re: Arozarena called up, Jose Martinez to the IL
damn, my buttshorts are embarrassed