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PostPosted: April 25 19, 2:05 pm 
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I do, because my OCD requires me to come in here and click on this damn thread every morning


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PostPosted: April 25 19, 2:14 pm 
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Have you ever seen the Simon's Cat cartoons? Hilarious.


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PostPosted: April 25 19, 5:38 pm 
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cardinalkarp wrote:
I do, because my OCD requires me to come in here and click on this damn thread every morning


And every morning you see gold posted here... GOLD!


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PostPosted: April 25 19, 5:39 pm 
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GeddyWrox wrote:
CardsofSTL wrote:
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Have you ever seen the Simon's Cat cartoons? Hilarious.


No but I will look because I love me some comics. Something about having the emotional growth of a 10 year old...


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PostPosted: April 26 19, 5:49 am 
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Location: Clowns to the left of me. Jokers to the right. Here I am.
We skipped the light fandango
Turned cartwheels 'cross the floor
I was feeling kinda seasick
But the crowd called out for more
The room was humming harder
As the ceiling flew away
When we called out for another drink
The waiter brought a tray

And so it was that later
As the miller told his tale
That her face, at first just ghostly
Turned a whiter shade of pale

She said, 'There is no reason'
And the truth is plain to see
But I wandered through my playing cards
And would not let her be
One of sixteen vestal virgins
Who were leaving for the coast
And although my eyes were open
They might just as well've been closed

And so it was that later
As the miller told his tale
That her face, at first just ghostly
Turned a whiter shade of pale

And so it was that later...


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PostPosted: April 27 19, 3:46 am 
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This bed is on fire with passionate love
The neighbors complain about the noises above
But she only comes when she's on top

The therapist said not to see you no more
She said you're like a disease without any cure
She said I'm so obsessed that I'm becoming a bore, oh no

Ah you think you're so pretty

Caught your hand inside the till
Slammed your fingers in the door
Fought with kitchen knives and skewers
Dressed me up in women's clothes
Messed around with gender roles
Line my eyes and call me pretty

Moved out of the house so you moved next door
I locked you out you cut a hole in the wall
I found you sleeping next to me I thought I was alone
You're driving me crazy when are you coming home

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PostPosted: April 28 19, 7:33 am 
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Location: Clowns to the left of me. Jokers to the right. Here I am.
The rusted chains of prison moons
Are shattered by the sun.
I walk a road, horizons change
The tournament's begun.
The purple piper plays his tune,
The choir softly sing;
Three lullabies in an ancient tongue,
For the court of the crimson king.

The keeper of the city keys
Puts shutters on the dreams.
I wait outside the pilgrim's door
With insufficient schemes.
The black queen chants the funeral march,
The cracked brass bells will ring;
To summon back the fire witch
To the court of the crimson king.

The gardener plants an evergreen
Whilst trampling on a flower.
I chase the wind of a prism ship
To taste the sweet and sour.
The pattern juggler lifts his hand;
The orchestra begin;
As slowly turns the grinding wheel
In the court of the crimson king.

On soft grey mornings widows cry,
The wise men share a joke.
I run to grasp divining signs
To satisfy the hoax.
The yellow jester does not play
But gently pulls the strings
And smiles as the puppets dance
In the court of the crimson king.


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