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Jon: I hope these two teams coordinated with each other to figure out who would bring pucks. If not, and nobody brings pucks, a hockey game will not be possible. Sharks in 7.
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Jon: I did not know that Canada's system of government involved senators. To be honest with you, I had this image of the country being governed by a slovenly man, riding from town to town on a pack horse, banging a bell and yelling "OBEY THE LAWS, LEST PROSECUTION BE LEVIED." Good for them. Rangers in 4.
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Jon: Riots. Vancouver in 6, flames.
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Jon: It's important to have well-fitting skates. This game will come down to who has the most well-fitting skates. Capitals in 6.
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Jon: The Coyotes' Jim Hæckéypück leads the league with 4 trillion skatings. It's going to be a real skate-fest in Billings. Blackhawks in 5.
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Jon: Hey guys, I know I'm like 20 years late, but I just arrived at the "ha ha ha Florida has a hockey team?!?!?" party. I brought some pogs. You guys want to play pogs? Devils in 5, a blue dress.
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Jon: Never bet on a franchise that was almost definitely named after a Nerf gun. Red Wings in 4.
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Jon: Did you know that the Penguins are categorized as a religious institution, and thereby do not have to pay taxes? That isn't true, but did you know that? Penguins in 7.
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