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stretch
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Holy crap!

I'm glad I wasn't drinking anything when I started reading this thread. :lol:

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TimmyG wrote:
ZigZagCardsFan wrote:I've never laughed so much at a thread comparing athlete's bulges.
How many threads comparing athlete's bulges have you read? :shock:
What time period are we talking here?

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TimmyG wrote:ImageImage
Albert's got a looooong way to go. :lol: :lol:

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I could camp in either of those tents.

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Leroy wrote:I could camp in either of those tents.
Postoftheweek.

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How did I miss this thread? :shock: =D> =D> =D>

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Post by Arthur Dent »

I smell suspension...
the mlb.com baseball rulebook wrote:The crotch opening shall measure not more than 4 1/2 inches at the top, not more than 5 3/4 inches deep, and shall be 3 1/2 inches wide at its bottom. The opening of crotch shall not be more than 4 1/2 inches at any point below its top.
All hail Statman

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StL Dan wrote:
docellis wrote:Those poor kids are going to develop massive feelings of inadequacy.
=D>

Ok...here's the deal, one of you photoshop wizards can turn Mr Dickstein into Mr Eckstein.

Then, I can print the image.

The kids will remain unharmed.
That's the funniest thing I've read in a while, including what docellis said.

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Post by G. Keenan »

Albert's not actually wearing a cup there. That's all him.

This thread is getting gross.
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This thread is already a classic. :thumbup:

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