GatewayRedbirds.com

A Message Board Dedicated to Discussing St. Louis Cardinals Baseball!
It is currently May 19 13, 4:54 am

Board index » Gateway Redbirds » Archives

All times are UTC - 6 hours




Forum locked This topic is locked, you cannot edit posts or make further replies.  Page 4 of 7
  [ 69 posts ]  Go to page Previous  1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7  Next
  Print view Previous topic | Next topic 

Audible farting at the urinals?
Acceptable. You're in the bathroom, right? 70%  70%  [ 31 ]
Not acceptable. Take it to a stall, buddy. 30%  30%  [ 13 ]
Total votes : 44
Author Message
Jocephus
 Post subject:
PostPosted: May 23 07, 2:07 pm 
Offline
Hall Of Famer
User avatar

Joined: April 18 06, 5:14 pm
Posts: 28168
this is a TMI thing, but im gonna say it anyways...


one time, at my work bathroom, im in the stall...then these people come in, and are snickering about the smell...and then they left real quick...and im like "hey, whats it supposed to smell like? roses?"

_________________
I find tinsel distracting.
Top
 Profile  
 
Tambourine Man
 Post subject:
PostPosted: May 23 07, 2:15 pm 
Offline
accepts no jimitators
User avatar

Joined: April 21 06, 3:31 pm
Posts: 10672
Location: I Read the News Today Oh, boy
MrCrowesGarden wrote:
Popeye_Card wrote:
Tambourine Man wrote:
jim wrote:
Elphie15 wrote:
Dare I say that there have been instances where I've heard women do this too? Or is it irrelevant because we are already in stalls?


Women don't fart elphie. It's not ladylike.


If a lady farts in the forest and there is nobody around to hear it does it make a sound?


If a woman farts at Lilith Fair (where there are no men around to hear it), is it still funny?

--P--


No, but I've heard from Oprah that women's farts cure cancer.


An Oprah fan, eh? :wink:

To the original question posed: It's disgusting. Go to the stall, whether it's a full on fart or an SBD.
Top
 Profile  
 
Arthur Dent
 Post subject:
PostPosted: May 23 07, 2:23 pm 
Offline
Perennial All-Star
User avatar

Joined: April 25 06, 6:43 pm
Posts: 9052
Location: Austin
Bathroom Smells Like [expletive]

GALENA PARK, TX–The second-floor men's room of a Sysco Vending office building smells like [expletive], disgusted employee Art McCune reported Tuesday. "Jesus Christ, it smells like actual human feces in here," McCune said. "I'm serious–it's like someone walked in, dropped his pants and underwear, straddled a bowl, excreted nearly a pound of fecal matter out of his anus, and then walked right out again." Building custodian Byron Withers apologized for the foul odor, assuring Sysco staffers that by the following morning, the bathroom would be back to smelling like bleach.

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/31523

_________________
Underachievers, please try harder.
Top
 Profile  
 
docellis
 Post subject:
PostPosted: May 23 07, 2:26 pm 
Offline
America's Most Beloved Twitter Joke Thief
User avatar

Joined: April 18 06, 6:54 pm
Posts: 22179
I guess this is better than discussing urinary flatulence.
Top
 Profile  
 
jim
 Post subject:
PostPosted: May 23 07, 2:27 pm 
Offline
Red Lobster for the seafood lover in you

Joined: May 1 06, 2:41 pm
Posts: 37775
Location: You can find me in the tub, bottle full of bub
docellis wrote:
I guess this is better than discussing urinary flatulence.


Ouch. I just tried to imagine what that could mean and I think I felt a phantom pain down there.

_________________
"Boy, that was exciting. I always say it ain't over til it's over, but that one should've been over a while ago." ~ Yogi Berra
Top
 Profile  
 
StL Dan
 Post subject:
PostPosted: May 23 07, 3:03 pm 
Offline
Perennial All-Star
User avatar

Joined: June 14 06, 9:40 pm
Posts: 6749
Location: St. Louis in spirit
Jocephus wrote:
this is a TMI thing, but im gonna say it anyways...


one time, at my work bathroom, im in the stall...then these people come in, and are snickering about the smell...and then they left real quick...and im like "hey, whats it supposed to smell like? roses?"


I would wear that like it's a badge of honor.

Way to make 'em scatter! My only fear would have been they heard me laughing out loud as they exited the door.

_________________
Image
Top
 Profile  
 
JL21
 Post subject:
PostPosted: May 23 07, 3:05 pm 
Offline
NPR Film Correspondent
User avatar

Joined: April 18 06, 7:44 am
Posts: 30593
Location: Plenum
StL Dan wrote:
I would wear that like it's a badge of honor.


What would one wear as the "badge" in that case?
Top
 Profile  
 
StL Dan
 Post subject:
PostPosted: May 23 07, 3:55 pm 
Offline
Perennial All-Star
User avatar

Joined: June 14 06, 9:40 pm
Posts: 6749
Location: St. Louis in spirit
RC21 wrote:
StL Dan wrote:
I would wear that like it's a badge of honor.


What would one wear as the "badge" in that case?


Perhaps a bit of soiled toilet paper draped casually from a shirt pocket. :lol:

_________________
Image
Top
 Profile  
 
StatmanCrothers
 Post subject:
PostPosted: May 23 07, 4:06 pm 
Offline
Perennial All-Star
User avatar

Joined: April 17 06, 6:50 am
Posts: 6419
Location: Boston burbs
I like to hold one until somebody else farts first, then say something like, "what was that, in the key of G? ... I think I can work with that..." and then I'll cut mine.

"Okay sorry I was a little flat... can we try that once more, from the top...."

_________________
Image

"None of you understand. I'm not locked up in here with you. You're locked up in here with me!"
Top
 Profile  
 
planet p
 Post subject:
PostPosted: May 23 07, 4:09 pm 
Offline
http://tinyurl.com/2e4x5hy
User avatar

Joined: April 15 06, 6:25 pm
Posts: 21766
Location: St. Louis
I'm crying over here. The last two comments especially just slayed me! Is it weird that I find potty humor funny?

_________________
Popeye_Card wrote:
Three of them involve jokes. They are a handy comedic prop.

Once I needed to scare away a groundhog, and had nothing else at my disposal.

And once I needed to make some money to pay my rent, so I made a deposit.
Top
 Profile  
 
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Forum locked This topic is locked, you cannot edit posts or make further replies.  Page 4 of 7
  [ 69 posts ]  Go to page Previous  1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7  Next

Board index » Gateway Redbirds » Archives

All times are UTC - 6 hours


Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 2 guests

You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum

Jump to:  
Powered by phpBB® Forum Software © phpBB Group