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 Post subject: Re: Strip Clubs
PostPosted: February 25 08, 5:22 pm 
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I'm not sure if I want to go to one or stay away from one now...


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 Post subject: Re: Strip Clubs
PostPosted: February 25 08, 6:25 pm 
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M1IRONMIKE wrote:
haltz wrote:
M1IRONMIKE wrote:
The next bachelor party we organized had a stripper of the opposite body type and left my apartment destroyed.

I'm picturing an obese stripper running around knocking things over. Thanks.


Well she wasnt that big but compared to jims girl she was enormous....I woke up the next morning in bed in between my girlfriend and the bachelor and i was the only one naked....There was a 6 inch buck knife sticking out of the wall and the living room had a mixture of ketchup, mustard, beer whiskey and what i hope was mayonaisse all over the floor and TV......


Amazing.


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 Post subject: Re: Strip Clubs
PostPosted: February 25 08, 6:26 pm 
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I'm not sure if I want to go to one or stay away from one now...


Find a girl with good terroir and a butch haircut and you're all set.


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 Post subject: Re: Strip Clubs
PostPosted: February 25 08, 9:13 pm 
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I can say I have been to without a doubt the worst strip club ever. It was in Ft. Wood, and not one of the decent ones. This one was near the base and it didn't even advertise itself as a strip club. It was more of a bar and pool hall that also featured fat, ugly biker chicks dancing naked. One of them was dressed up in some medieval type outfit that Wart would appreciate and was carrying a sword around with her. Her idea of a tip hustle was to walk up to you and point that sword right in your face and completely creep you out. We gave her a dollar just to make her go away. It was so boring that we were actually more interested in playing pool than watching what was going on onstage. The "private dance" area was in a well-lit corner of the bar ten feet away from the pool table and consisted of a shower curtain and a bar stool. A guy went in there with one of the strippers and it became apparent after five minutes that they were having sex.


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 Post subject: Re: Strip Clubs
PostPosted: February 25 08, 9:14 pm 
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Note to self: Invent time machine. Travel back in time to party with jim and m1ironmike.


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 Post subject: Re: Strip Clubs
PostPosted: February 25 08, 9:17 pm 
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This thread is seriously grossing me out. How's that for content, Magneto?


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 Post subject: Re: Strip Clubs
PostPosted: February 25 08, 9:41 pm 
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I can say I have been to without a doubt the worst strip club ever. It was in Ft. Wood, and not one of the decent ones. This one was near the base and it didn't even advertise itself as a strip club. It was more of a bar and pool hall that also featured fat, ugly biker chicks dancing naked. One of them was dressed up in some medieval type outfit that Wart would appreciate and was carrying a sword around with her. Her idea of a tip hustle was to walk up to you and point that sword right in your face and completely creep you out. We gave her a dollar just to make her go away. It was so boring that we were actually more interested in playing pool than watching what was going on onstage. The "private dance" area was in a well-lit corner of the bar ten feet away from the pool table and consisted of a shower curtain and a bar stool. A guy went in there with one of the strippers and it became apparent after five minutes that they were having sex.


Ha! That sounds horrible and great at the same time.


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 Post subject: Re: Strip Clubs
PostPosted: February 25 08, 10:00 pm 
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I only go to them to get dad and to pick up my mom's check.


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 Post subject: Re: Strip Clubs
PostPosted: February 25 08, 10:58 pm 
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Ft. Wood. tee hee hee


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 Post subject: Re: Strip Clubs
PostPosted: February 26 08, 12:00 am 
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cardsfansince82 wrote:
Note to self: Invent time machine. Travel back in time to party with jim and m1ironmike.



Bring plenty of bail money!!


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