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Wilford Brimley ate 300 frozen cats

Posted: May 6 08, 1:26 pm
by jim
I heard that somewhere. Or he ate a horse, or shot a horse. I'm confused now.

Re: Wilford Brimley ate 300 frozen cats

Posted: May 6 08, 1:30 pm
by maddash
Wilford Brimley shoots up on heroin?

Re: Wilford Brimley ate 300 frozen cats

Posted: May 6 08, 1:31 pm
by JackofDiamonds
A heroin dealer shot Wilfor Brimley?

Re: Wilford Brimley ate 300 frozen cats

Posted: May 6 08, 1:31 pm
by G. Keenan
The rumor I heard was that Wilford Brimley owns a remote island where he genetically melds cats with his own DNA to populate his grotesque fiefdom.

Re: Wilford Brimley ate 300 frozen cats

Posted: May 6 08, 1:32 pm
by JL21
jim wrote:I heard that somewhere. Or he ate a horse, or shot a horse. I'm confused now.
Had the horse been whipped/tenderized? And did he dip the cats and/or horse in Quaker Oatmeal?

Re: Wilford Brimley ate 300 frozen cats

Posted: May 6 08, 1:34 pm
by docellis
tears all over my keyboard...i am dying

Re: Wilford Brimley ate 300 frozen cats

Posted: May 6 08, 1:34 pm
by Hungary Jack
This is the perfect time to revisit my favorite Michael Bolton song.

And no, it's not something your aunt would appreciate.

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Re: Wilford Brimley ate 300 frozen cats

Posted: May 6 08, 1:35 pm
by sighyoung
JL21 wrote:
jim wrote:I heard that somewhere. Or he ate a horse, or shot a horse. I'm confused now.
Had the horse been whipped/tenderized? And did he dip the cats and/or horse in Quaker Oatmeal?
I heard that Charlton Heston was killed before he could announce on national TV: "QUAKER OATS IS CATS! CATS!"

Re: Wilford Brimley ate 300 frozen cats

Posted: May 6 08, 1:35 pm
by obucard
JL21 wrote:
jim wrote:I heard that somewhere. Or he ate a horse, or shot a horse. I'm confused now.
Had the horse been whipped/tenderized? And did he dip the cats and/or horse in Quaker Oatmeal?
Not sure, but I know they were delivered by Liberty Medical.

Re: Wilford Brimley ate 300 frozen cats

Posted: May 6 08, 1:36 pm
by doe_boy
G. Keenan wrote:The rumor I heard was that Wilford Brimley owns a remote island where he genetically melds cats with his own DNA to populate his grotesque fiefdom.
He sure looks different without the mustache.

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