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Did Luke open his food trough place yet? I'd take her there. I prefer taking my dates to McDonalds so that they can watch me take on the 50 nugget challenge.

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TGantz wrote:We hadn't really decided on a place. Where should we go?
strip clubs always have good food

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Make sure you make a big deal of opening your wallet stuffed with tons of cash, and let a magnum condom accidentally drop to the floor. It's important.

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I would not listen to Fat Bulldog. I'd take it a step further and rather than play the music, serenade her with "Lost in Love" by Air Supply.

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cardsfantx wrote:
TGantz wrote:We hadn't really decided on a place. Where should we go?
strip clubs always have good food
All you can eat breakfast buffet should do the trick.

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cardsfantx wrote:
TGantz wrote:We hadn't really decided on a place. Where should we go?
strip clubs always have good food
Hopefully there's a groupon he can use.

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Maclowery wrote:Make sure you make a big deal of opening your wallet stuffed with tons of cash, and let a magnum condom accidentally drop to the floor. It's important.
I'll leave an ATM receipt on her seat in the car. "What's that? Oh I'm sorry, I didn't mean for you to see that I have $391.56 in my bank account." Then I'm in.

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cards2468 wrote:I order the largest portion of red meat available to exert my masculinity. I also strike my waiter/waitress if they make eye contact with me.
But what do you do when you're on a date?

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Also, if you don't own a gun, buy a pellet gun. 1 that looks like a handgun. Paint the orange part and get a good holster. Every now and then, raise your arms like you're stretching so that it lifts up your jean jacket and reveals your gun. This way she knows you can protect her from the dangers St. Louis has to offer. Also, she will be less likely to turn you down when you tell her she's coming home with you... you know... because of "the implication".

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Transmogrified Tiger wrote:
cards2468 wrote:I order the largest portion of red meat available to exert my masculinity. I also strike my waiter/waitress if they make eye contact with me.
But what do you do when you're on a date?
same thing, but with more explosions, and I wear my jean shorts that were made that way instead of the cut offs I usually wear because they're more formal

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