The only h2h fantasy keeper league the [expletive] matters
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The only h2h fantasy keeper league the [expletive] matters
YEAR 6, FOOLS!
Yes, I'm a douche for forgetting I was the commissioner of this (if anyone else wants to be, I'll gladly cede power. Whatever the opposite of Hosni Mubarak is, I am that in the world of fantasy baseball league commishes.
THE DRAFT IS THIS SUNDAY, 7PM CST.
It is of course, ESPN auction style, as all the hottest drafts are. I recommend you attend because it is a) fun and b) you need more big voice auctioneer guy in your life, as we all do.
POST YOUR 6 KEEPERS HERE ASAP SO I CAN GET THEM IN BEFORE THE DRAFT, OTHERWISE I WILL CHOOSE THEM AND YOU WILL NOT AGREE WITH MY CHOICES.
Again, a thousand pardons for douchey neglect of my duties.
Yes, I'm a douche for forgetting I was the commissioner of this (if anyone else wants to be, I'll gladly cede power. Whatever the opposite of Hosni Mubarak is, I am that in the world of fantasy baseball league commishes.
THE DRAFT IS THIS SUNDAY, 7PM CST.
It is of course, ESPN auction style, as all the hottest drafts are. I recommend you attend because it is a) fun and b) you need more big voice auctioneer guy in your life, as we all do.
POST YOUR 6 KEEPERS HERE ASAP SO I CAN GET THEM IN BEFORE THE DRAFT, OTHERWISE I WILL CHOOSE THEM AND YOU WILL NOT AGREE WITH MY CHOICES.
Again, a thousand pardons for douchey neglect of my duties.
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Re: The only h2h fantasy keeper league the [expletive] matters
TEAM: Heyward Jablowme
[expletive], I have 8 guys I want to keep... 8 person keeper league this year?
Robinson Cano
Hanley Ramirez
Carl Crawford
Jason Heyward
Dan Haren
Josh Johnson
Justin Verlander
Mariano Rivera
Ugh, I guess I'll go:
Cano, Ramirez, Crawford, Heyward, Haren, Verlander
Unless I change my mind.
[expletive], I have 8 guys I want to keep... 8 person keeper league this year?
Robinson Cano
Hanley Ramirez
Carl Crawford
Jason Heyward
Dan Haren
Josh Johnson
Justin Verlander
Mariano Rivera
Ugh, I guess I'll go:
Cano, Ramirez, Crawford, Heyward, Haren, Verlander
Unless I change my mind.
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Re: The only h2h fantasy keeper league the [expletive] matters
Wainwrighteous Dudes:
1. Brian McCann
2. Dustin Pedroia
3. Troy Tulowitzki
4. Jose Bautista
5. Joakim Soria
6. Neil Walker
1. Brian McCann
2. Dustin Pedroia
3. Troy Tulowitzki
4. Jose Bautista
5. Joakim Soria
6. Neil Walker
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Re: The only h2h fantasy keeper league the [expletive] matters
JoD,
Unlike you, I had to struggle to find 6 people worthy of keeping - since Strasburg and Waino are out for the year, that knocked out two of my would-be automatic keepers.
Unlike you, I had to struggle to find 6 people worthy of keeping - since Strasburg and Waino are out for the year, that knocked out two of my would-be automatic keepers.
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Re: The only h2h fantasy keeper league the [expletive] matters
This just in, my keepers suck.
Adrian Gonzalez
Tim Lincecum
Chris Carpenter
David Wright
Jose Reyes
Justin Upton
Please include your team name with your keepers so I don't have to guess.
Adrian Gonzalez
Tim Lincecum
Chris Carpenter
David Wright
Jose Reyes
Justin Upton
Please include your team name with your keepers so I don't have to guess.
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Re: The only h2h fantasy keeper league the [expletive] matters
Beaver Shooters
Pujols, Mauer, Youkilis, C. Lee, Price, J. Weaver
Ugh. Thrill, your keepers are awesome compared to mine!
Pujols, Mauer, Youkilis, C. Lee, Price, J. Weaver
Ugh. Thrill, your keepers are awesome compared to mine!
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Re: The only h2h fantasy keeper league the [expletive] matters
I'm also leaving off Ellsbury (and McCutchen, though he's a stretch for a keeper).Swirls wrote:JoD,
Unlike you, I had to struggle to find 6 people worthy of keeping - since Strasburg and Waino are out for the year, that knocked out two of my would-be automatic keepers.
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Re: The only h2h fantasy keeper league the [expletive] matters
lazy bums
ARod
Kinsler
Hamilton
Dunn
Sabathia
Gallardo
yech.
ARod
Kinsler
Hamilton
Dunn
Sabathia
Gallardo
yech.
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Re: The only h2h fantasy keeper league the [expletive] matters
Wait is the auction values that we drafted players at important at all? Or no?
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Re: The only h2h fantasy keeper league the [expletive] matters
Ooh, wait, $42?Fan_In_NY wrote:Wait is the auction values that we drafted players at important at all? Or no?