The only h2h fantasy keeper league the [expletive] matters

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The only h2h fantasy keeper league the [expletive] matters

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YEAR 6, FOOLS!

Yes, I'm a douche for forgetting I was the commissioner of this (if anyone else wants to be, I'll gladly cede power. Whatever the opposite of Hosni Mubarak is, I am that in the world of fantasy baseball league commishes.

THE DRAFT IS THIS SUNDAY, 7PM CST.

It is of course, ESPN auction style, as all the hottest drafts are. I recommend you attend because it is a) fun and b) you need more big voice auctioneer guy in your life, as we all do.

POST YOUR 6 KEEPERS HERE ASAP SO I CAN GET THEM IN BEFORE THE DRAFT, OTHERWISE I WILL CHOOSE THEM AND YOU WILL NOT AGREE WITH MY CHOICES.


Again, a thousand pardons for douchey neglect of my duties.

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TEAM: Heyward Jablowme

[expletive], I have 8 guys I want to keep... 8 person keeper league this year?

Robinson Cano
Hanley Ramirez
Carl Crawford
Jason Heyward
Dan Haren
Josh Johnson
Justin Verlander
Mariano Rivera

Ugh, I guess I'll go:

Cano, Ramirez, Crawford, Heyward, Haren, Verlander

Unless I change my mind.
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Wainwrighteous Dudes:

1. Brian McCann
2. Dustin Pedroia
3. Troy Tulowitzki
4. Jose Bautista
5. Joakim Soria
6. Neil Walker

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JoD,

Unlike you, I had to struggle to find 6 people worthy of keeping - since Strasburg and Waino are out for the year, that knocked out two of my would-be automatic keepers.

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This just in, my keepers suck.

Adrian Gonzalez
Tim Lincecum
Chris Carpenter
David Wright
Jose Reyes
Justin Upton

Please include your team name with your keepers so I don't have to guess.

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Beaver Shooters

Pujols, Mauer, Youkilis, C. Lee, Price, J. Weaver

Ugh. Thrill, your keepers are awesome compared to mine!

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Swirls wrote:JoD,

Unlike you, I had to struggle to find 6 people worthy of keeping - since Strasburg and Waino are out for the year, that knocked out two of my would-be automatic keepers.
I'm also leaving off Ellsbury (and McCutchen, though he's a stretch for a keeper).

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lazy bums

ARod
Kinsler
Hamilton
Dunn
Sabathia
Gallardo

yech.

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Wait is the auction values that we drafted players at important at all? Or no?

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Fan_In_NY wrote:Wait is the auction values that we drafted players at important at all? Or no?
Ooh, wait, $42?

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