Never fear, I would put you in one of the many pockets in my cargo shorts and carry out out of the burning building....Jack0fDiamonds wrote:I am trying to think of an occassion where I would wear cargo shorts.... to the club, certainly not. I could not get in anyway-the Club would release the hounds Mildred, Fenimore, and Percy-dobermans trained to enforce the code.
To a Bruins game, not even if I was posing as a Hawks fan. On the ship when I am the Boatswain- I'd purposely capsize. To a Southie bah-even there I'd get my ass kicked in cargo shorts. Hell, I would kick my own ass. If I had to run out of a burning building naked, and someone offered me some spare cargo shorts -I still wouldn't, but I am comfortable with being nude.
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if this doesn't bring some ex-GRBers back, honestly don't know what will.Arthur Dent wrote:CPAC:
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Probably not what you are talking about, but reading through this thread I realized Cheddar Tom has been gone a while. We need him and Joce back for sure.Freed Roger wrote: if this doesn't bring some ex-GRBers back, honestly don't know what will.
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Just wear the shorts you want. I think that cargo shorts are better looking then wearing jorts. Nothing screams dad shorts then jorts. But for the most part I will wear gym type of shorts.
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cardsfansince82 wrote:Probably not what you are talking about, but reading through this thread I realized Cheddar Tom has been gone a while. We need him and Joce back for sure.Freed Roger wrote: if this doesn't bring some ex-GRBers back, honestly don't know what will.
Or has he?
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Shorts are a tough one. They look stupid, but I have amazing legs. Solution... kilts?
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I'm down to one pair of cargo shorts. Mrs. Zeus has almost won the war.
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#resistheyzeus wrote:I'm down to one pair of cargo shorts. Mrs. Zeus has almost won the war.