The Third Man wrote:You've been watching Yojimbo haven't you?
I don't even know what the [expletive] that means.
Relevant info:
Yojimbo (用心棒, Yōjinbō?) is a 1961 jidaigeki (period drama) film directed by Akira Kurosawa. It tells the story of a ronin (masterless samurai), portrayed by Toshirō Mifune, who arrives in a small town where competing crime lords make their money from gambling. The ronin convinces each crime lord to hire him as protection from the other. By careful political maneuvering and the use of his sword, he brings peace, but only by encouraging both sides to wipe each other out in bloody battles.
Well, I woke up this morning to see my neighbor's Monte Carlo up on the curb w/ a hit stop sign broken and laying on top of it. He's lucky that's all he hit. And luck enough he could stumble home w/o a DUI.
He should have moved his car though.
robbotis wrote:Well, I woke up this morning to see my neighbor's Monte Carlo up on the curb w/ a hit stop sign broken and laying on top of it. He's lucky that's all he hit. And luck enough he could stumble home w/o a DUI.
He should have moved his car though.
I hope you took a picture and blackmailed him with it.
robbotis wrote:Well, I woke up this morning to see my neighbor's Monte Carlo up on the curb w/ a hit stop sign broken and laying on top of it. He's lucky that's all he hit. And luck enough he could stumble home w/o a DUI.
He should have moved his car though.
pay some prostitute to pose on the hood dead, snap a picture, then use that to blackmail