Greeted Warmly By A Strange Dog

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Fight or Flight?

1) Pet it but don't let it kiss you
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64%
2) Pet it and let it kiss you
2
14%
3) Distract it with some food
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No votes
4) Call around to see if any friends want a dog
1
7%
5) Drop it at wart's house
2
14%
 
Total votes: 14

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Greeted Warmly By A Strange Dog

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If you were in a public place and a strange dog came up to you with its tail wagging and wanted to lick your face, what would you do?

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Strange dogs make me nervous

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Buck it in the snout and go French kiss the owners wife

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#2 although when I did this to my sister-in-law & brother-in-law's dog, it took a plastic surgeon 1:45 to sew my face.

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I'd put IcyHot on the dog's balls.

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TimeForGuinness wrote:I'd put IcyHot on the dog's balls.
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Molly wrote:#2 although when I did this to my sister-in-law & brother-in-law's dog, it took a plastic surgeon 1:45 to sew my face.
Well they did a remarkable job because you and your bangs are hot, girl!!
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I always let him finish.

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I'd pet it, but I wouldn't give it the ball Mitch Moreland just tossed to me, no matter how much it whined.

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I sniff his butt.

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