Can you identify this autograph?

[Mary1966]

Baseball players are notorious for signing autographs the way doctors sign prescriptions and basically for the same reason: they sign so many of them it's easier to just scribble than take the time to write your name legibly. But I know who has the most legible autograph of any baseball player:



Compare that to this:

[go birds]

Cal Ripken?

[JackofDiamonds]

Cal Ripken?

Bernard Gilkey.

[sighyoung]

Cal Ripken?

A palsied Cal Ripken on a Zamboni machine during a magnitude-8 earthquake.

[lukethedrifter]

Chick Hearn?

[JackofDiamonds]

Cal Ripken?

A palsied Cal Ripken on a Zamboni machine during a magnitude-8 earthquake.

Clearly you've never experienced the luxury level smoothness of a Zamboni ride, tectonic shifting or not.

[JL21]

That's former St. Louis Brown Cu Rhl.

[Transmogrified Tiger]

That's actually Jason Simontacchi.

[Mary1966]

The answer is in my sig. I'm surprised no one guessed him. He has admitted that he has a bad signature.

[sighyoung]

The answer is in my sig. I'm surprised no one guessed him. He has admitted that he has a bad signature.

Well, there are illegible signatures, and signatures that lead doctors to suspect that the writer has suffered a stroke.