Kids say the darndest things...

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JackofDiamonds
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Re: Kids say the darndest things...

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Gashouse wrote:My 3 yo has been on fire recently...

My daughter (6yo) found a cricket by the back door. She asks "Can I have a cup to catch it?" Immediately, my 3yo follows with "Can my use your hammer so I can ham it?"

The other day, he decided to join my wife in the bathroom while she was taking a deuce. He said "Mama, can you smell your smell? Cuz I can."

About a month ago, he was sitting on the potty. I asked if he was done and he replied "No, I'm hanging a poop" Then he started rocking back and forth and said "I'm trying to shake it off."
Lil' Jim.

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Re: Kids say the darndest things...

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"I just picked a big booger out of my nose, and then I put it back." 4 1/2 y.o.

"I'm washing my hands because I helped the orange kitty bury his pee." 4 1/2 y.o. again.

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