Kids say the darndest things...
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Kids say the darndest things...
The other morning I went in to get my 2-yr old. She was already awake, had turned on the light, and was playing. As soon as I walk in, she starts a conversation that went something like this:
Her: I poop!
Me: Really? Should we change your pants?
Her: Poop come out da butt.
Me: (laughing) You're right. It does. Now, how about those pants?
Also, less recently, the wife, the kid and I were getting ready to sit down for dinner. My wife mentioned something about being tired, or worn out or just having a bad day. My daughter responded with:
"Mama OK? Mama need beer?"
I'm sure there are many more funny quotes to come. What funny things have your wee ones said?
Her: I poop!
Me: Really? Should we change your pants?
Her: Poop come out da butt.
Me: (laughing) You're right. It does. Now, how about those pants?
Also, less recently, the wife, the kid and I were getting ready to sit down for dinner. My wife mentioned something about being tired, or worn out or just having a bad day. My daughter responded with:
"Mama OK? Mama need beer?"
I'm sure there are many more funny quotes to come. What funny things have your wee ones said?
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My wife is 8 months pregnant right now, so we've been trying to explain to our 2.5 year old that he has a new sister coming and that his sister is living inside mommy's tummy.
My son thought about that for a couple days, then one day he walked over to my wife, lifted her shirt up a little and pointed to her bellybutton. "Is that your baby hole, mommy?"
No idea where he came up with that.
My son thought about that for a couple days, then one day he walked over to my wife, lifted her shirt up a little and pointed to her bellybutton. "Is that your baby hole, mommy?"
No idea where he came up with that.
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Re: Kids say the darndest things...
Meow!!! = My food dish is emptyGashouse wrote:The other morning I went in to get my 2-yr old. She was already awake, had turned on the light, and was playing. As soon as I walk in, she starts a conversation that went something like this:
Her: I poop!
Me: Really? Should we change your pants?
Her: Poop come out da butt.
Me: (laughing) You're right. It does. Now, how about those pants?
Also, less recently, the wife, the kid and I were getting ready to sit down for dinner. My wife mentioned something about being tired, or worn out or just having a bad day. My daughter responded with:
"Mama OK? Mama need beer?"
I'm sure there are many more funny quotes to come. What funny things have your wee ones said?
Meow = Isn't this plastic twist tie thingy cool.
Meow = Holy cow. This milk jug ring is more fun than the twist tie.
Mmmmeeeeoooowww = I'm not really independent. Pay attention to me!!!
Sorry Gashouse. I know some people get really upset when others compare their pets to human children. Seriously, she sounds adorable. Love the beer comment
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When my son was around 4 yrs old we were having a problem of curse words being said quite often. (I was guilty of that also). So, my husband and I came up with a solution that we were going to try. Everytime someone used a curse word or said something mean to someone, we had to put a quarter in the jar on the kitchen counter.
We explained it all to our son, and about 10 minutes later he came into the room with a $5 bill in his hand, and asked if he could prepay.
We explained it all to our son, and about 10 minutes later he came into the room with a $5 bill in his hand, and asked if he could prepay.
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That was so funny.Sausage_Gravy wrote:When my son was around 4 yrs old we were having a problem of curse words being said quite often. (I was guilty of that also). So, my husband and I came up with a solution that we were going to try. Everytime someone used a curse word or said something mean to someone, we had to put a quarter in the jar on the kitchen counter.
We explained it all to our son, and about 10 minutes later he came into the room with a $5 bill in his hand, and asked if he could prepay.
I also remember trying to convince him that Santa liked cheeseburgers better than cookies. Good times.