The "pole"

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Long or fast?

I want to enjoy it as long as I can
29
74%
I want it over with as soon as possible
10
26%
 
Total votes: 39

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docellis
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The "pole"

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Ok the poll about "pole" was 5 to 1 so I figured why not.

When indulging yourself, do you want it over as soon as possible or do you want to enjoy it as long as you can?

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I thought this was going to be a times per day.

Make it last.

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BRB

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JCShutout wrote:I thought this was going to be a times per day.

Make it last.
That would be a male poll. It changes for them around 30. It doesn't change much for women (as far as I know) at 30.

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It depends. Depends on mood, depends on on how much time I have.

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Assume you live alone or have no time constraints. I am mostly curious if anyone wants it overwith without those reasons.

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JCShutout wrote:I thought this was going to be a times per day.
True story: apparently there was a guy in my high school who got the nickname Blackjack.

And yes, it was because he claimed to have done something 21 times in a period of two days.

...ouch. :(

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docellis wrote:Assume you live alone or have no time constraints. I am mostly curious if anyone wants it overwith without those reasons.
I would think that anyone who engages in onanism who doesn't have time constraints or reasons for fearing being caught would not want it to be particularly quick, unless their threshold has been trained or self-trained to be reached quickly.

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I just want it over with.

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InvincibleCakeEater wrote:I just want it over with.
I don't.

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