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omaha_red wrote:
Popeye_Card wrote:Image
is that salad dressing?
What's that one in the middle? Lime Cactus?

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Radbird wrote:
omaha_red wrote:
Popeye_Card wrote:Image
is that salad dressing?
What's that one in the middle? Lime Cactus?
That's what it looks like.

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Popeye_Card wrote:
Radbird wrote:
omaha_red wrote:
Popeye_Card wrote:Image
is that salad dressing?
What's that one in the middle? Lime Cactus?
That's what it looks like.
Does it come with a tampon?

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JL21 wrote:
Popeye_Card wrote:
Radbird wrote:
omaha_red wrote:
Popeye_Card wrote:Image
is that salad dressing?
What's that one in the middle? Lime Cactus?
That's what it looks like.
Does it come with a tampon?
I feel like you're insinuating only women would drink this, but I'll tell you this: I don't have the balls to try it.

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thrill wrote:I feel like you're insinuating only women would drink this, but I'll tell you this: I don't have the balls to try it.
I'm not sure "balls" is the right word. "Lack of self-respect" would probably work better.

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JL21 wrote:
thrill wrote:I feel like you're insinuating only women would drink this, but I'll tell you this: I don't have the balls to try it.
I'm not sure "balls" is the right word. "Lack of self-respect" would probably work better.
I'm honestly afraid of what it tastes like and what that would do to my beer world. Also the knowledge that somewhere out there, there are people who enjoy it and think it's a good idea to brew.

Sends a shiver up my spine.

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thrill wrote:
JL21 wrote:
Popeye_Card wrote:
Radbird wrote:
omaha_red wrote:
Popeye_Card wrote:Image
is that salad dressing?
What's that one in the middle? Lime Cactus?
That's what it looks like.
Does it come with a tampon?
I feel like you're insinuating only women would drink this, but I'll tell you this: I don't have the balls to try it.
I have a scooter and proudly carry a man purse, but I'm not secure enough in my manhood to even grab the beer next to these in the store, in case they have cooties or something.

I've purged my internet browser history after GIS'ing it. I feel so dirty.

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thrill wrote:there are people who enjoy it and think it's a good idea to brew.
Thanks. Now how am I supposed to sleep at night knowing I'm just a few short blocks away from these demons?

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Since we've shifted into the beer territory of "WTF", whoever made this or thought it was a good idea needs to be drawn and quartered.
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Good Lord.
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