What an extremely anti-climactic topic.
He posts stuff like this, then deletes it. He's posted some really crazy stuff, but this is the first one where his girlfriend has specifically stated that he's posting drunk. He's going to be a Long Island Duck, and their season gets underway on April 22nd. We'll see what happens then.
"Loving a cat is like loving baseball. 'It breaks your heart. It’s designed to break your heart.' That’s what late baseball commissioner Bart Giamatti said about the game, and it also applies to cats. Like baseball, loving a cat is unpredictable. Occasionally it’s glorious, but sometimes it’s terrifying and really sad. You live and die with it, think of it as a friend, and then it’s gone. Yet we keep going back." - Keith Bowers, A Love Letter to My Cat