Bobby Petrino's Pasenger, Jessica Dorrell

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3) I would need more information
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Bobby Petrino's Pasenger, Jessica Dorrell

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haha she got hired, like a week ago (by him) to be his sex toy thing (aka recruiting coordinator) or whatever and he wrecks his bike with her right away.

was he the one who scewed the chick on the table of an italian restaurant after hours too?

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That's the biggest pic you could find?

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I was reluctant to use a pic of her with another guy because I didn't want her to appear promiscuous.

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Someone found her wedding site, and her guestbook(which has since disappeared) became must-read stuff.

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She's hot but obviously has a penchant for d-bags. Still a yes.

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docellis wrote:haha she got hired, like a week ago (by him) to be his sex toy thing (aka recruiting coordinator) or whatever and he wrecks his bike with her right away.

was he the one who scewed the chick on the table of an italian restaurant after hours too?
Close...but that was Rick pitino

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go birds wrote:
docellis wrote:haha she got hired, like a week ago (by him) to be his sex toy thing (aka recruiting coordinator) or whatever and he wrecks his bike with her right away.

was he the one who scewed the chick on the table of an italian restaurant after hours too?
Close...but that was Rick pitino
Yep. Both were coaching at the University of Louisville years ago, but Petrino left to coach the Atlanta Falcons and then the Razorbacks.

He's a great coach but a remarkable douchebag. Perfect for Division I football.
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Oh my. So this is the "student-athlete development coordinator." I guess her "development" is quite mature, and she is sufficiently "coordinated": she has a pair, they are symmetrical, and they look great in a variety of colors, or au natural.

In addition, she is in charge of "organizing the recruitment process for the football team." Which partly involves rounding up well-developed, bountifully coordinated co-eds for display during campus visits. Sounds like a plan.
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She kind of looks like she puke after eating.

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