The definition of asshat is the guy that was in the self check out lane at the grocery store last night. Trying to scan and bag his stuff while talking on his cell phone trying to straighten out some problem with his home phone service. Then trying to scan a Pepsi coupon that didn't match what he had purchased. Thankfully, for me anyway, this asshat was behind me and I didn't have to wait for his sorry azz. I'm sure he didn't hear me but as I was picking up my bags I commented "Maybe you should make that call from home and not in the grocery line."
Maybe you didn't hear me when I said, "maybe you should mind your [expletive] business. Also, you smell like cats."
Then I threw a cantaloupe at you.
Sorry dude but if you're yapping away on a cell phone loud enough for everyone around to hear your conversation, and holding up the line behind you, it IS everyone else's business.
How do my bangs look? And that cantaloupe was delicious
“You can judge a man's true character by the way he treats his fellow animals.”
― Paul McCartney