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How would you deal with a mean dog?
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 Post subject: Re: Attacked by a dog
PostPosted: April 27 12, 9:04 am 
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Fight. My bravado is a front for my inability to run fast.

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Buck it in the snout then French kiss the owners wife

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 Post subject: Re: Attacked by a dog
PostPosted: April 27 12, 9:57 am 
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I'd put IcyHot on the dog's balls.


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 Post subject: Re: Attacked by a dog
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TimeForGuinness wrote:
I'd put IcyHot on the dog's balls.

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TimeForGuinness wrote:
I'd put IcyHot on the dog's balls.


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 Post subject: Re: Attacked by a dog
PostPosted: April 27 12, 12:52 pm 
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When I was like 12 my neighbor's dog ran after me when I was on my bike, I didn't notice it coming until it lept up and latched on to my leg. I managed to shake it free and I took off as fast as I could on my bike.

Now if a dog bit me when I'm out on foot, it depends. If I felt the only way I'd be unscathed was to beat the [expletive] out of the dog, I'd do that. When I'm face to face with dogs, it seems like even the meanest of dogs seem to like me, so I might be able to calm it down. If a dog attacked my dog while I was out walking him, I'd kick the other dog in the head as hard as I could.

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