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Fight or Flight?
1) Pet it but don't let it kiss you 64%  64%  [ 9 ]
2) Pet it and let it kiss you 14%  14%  [ 2 ]
3) Distract it with some food 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
4) Call around to see if any friends want a dog 7%  7%  [ 1 ]
5) Drop it at wart's house 14%  14%  [ 2 ]
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PostPosted: April 27 12, 9:18 am 
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If you were in a public place and a strange dog came up to you with its tail wagging and wanted to lick your face, what would you do?

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PostPosted: April 27 12, 9:20 am 
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Strange dogs make me nervous

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PostPosted: April 27 12, 9:20 am 
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Buck it in the snout and go French kiss the owners wife

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PostPosted: April 27 12, 9:45 am 
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#2 although when I did this to my sister-in-law & brother-in-law's dog, it took a plastic surgeon 1:45 to sew my face.

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I'd put IcyHot on the dog's balls.


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I'd put IcyHot on the dog's balls.

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#2 although when I did this to my sister-in-law & brother-in-law's dog, it took a plastic surgeon 1:45 to sew my face.

Well they did a remarkable job because you and your bangs are hot, girl!!
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PostPosted: April 27 12, 1:21 pm 
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I always let him finish.

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I'd pet it, but I wouldn't give it the ball Mitch Moreland just tossed to me, no matter how much it whined.

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PostPosted: April 27 12, 8:27 pm 
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I don't let strange people lick my face, let alone strange dogs.

Let's keep it inter-species, people.


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