Porn Stars Offer Twitter "Perk"

Chat about non-baseball topics. No political discussions!
User avatar
vinsanity
Chili dog truther
Posts: 8836
Joined: July 3 06, 2:19 pm
Location: Indianapolis

Porn Stars Offer Twitter "Perk"

Post by vinsanity »

Two porn stars agree to fellate twitter followers if Heat win.

And they will. Be a follower on Aug 1 and show up and you too can be pleasures by a porn star.

AWvsCBsteeeerike3
"I could totally eat a pig butt, if smoked correctly!"
Posts: 27537
Joined: August 5 08, 11:24 am
Location: Thinking of the Children

Re: Porn Stars Offer Twitter "Perk"

Post by AWvsCBsteeeerike3 »

That's absolutely disgusting.

User avatar
AdmiralKird
MBA, CPA, CFA, CFP, JD, PE, MD
Posts: 10161
Joined: March 7 07, 4:50 pm
Location: Tycho Crater, Luna

Re: Porn Stars Offer Twitter "Perk"

Post by AdmiralKird »

Image

User avatar
Maclowery
Child Pot Activist
Posts: 7742
Joined: June 15 06, 7:27 am
Location: NYC

Re: Porn Stars Offer Twitter "Perk"

Post by Maclowery »

Haha the rules are funny to read. Gotta be pretty awkward standing in line for that one.

AWvsCBsteeeerike3
"I could totally eat a pig butt, if smoked correctly!"
Posts: 27537
Joined: August 5 08, 11:24 am
Location: Thinking of the Children

Re: Porn Stars Offer Twitter "Perk"

Post by AWvsCBsteeeerike3 »

What's the over/under on how many guys they blow?

User avatar
Hungary Jack
Mother Earth
Posts: 19536
Joined: July 24 06, 6:03 am
Location: In Cognito

Re: Porn Stars Offer Twitter "Perk"

Post by Hungary Jack »

The Houston One-Hundred meets the Miami Four Thousand One Hundred Ninety-Two?

AWvsCBsteeeerike3
"I could totally eat a pig butt, if smoked correctly!"
Posts: 27537
Joined: August 5 08, 11:24 am
Location: Thinking of the Children

Re: Porn Stars Offer Twitter "Perk"

Post by AWvsCBsteeeerike3 »

If you were going to do this, would you 1. jerk off right before so that you could last longer and really make them work to get you off or 2. save up for a couple days so you would blow up all over them?

User avatar
sighyoung
Mayor of GRB
Posts: 38552
Joined: April 17 06, 7:42 pm
Location: Louisville

Re: Porn Stars Offer Twitter "Perk"

Post by sighyoung »

AWvsCBsteeeerike3 wrote:If you were going to do this, would you 1. jerk off right before so that you could last longer and really make them work to get you off or 2. save up for a couple days so you would blow up all over them?
Image

3. Bring a jar of Barbacide to dunk my junk afterwards.

User avatar
Hungary Jack
Mother Earth
Posts: 19536
Joined: July 24 06, 6:03 am
Location: In Cognito

Re: Porn Stars Offer Twitter "Perk"

Post by Hungary Jack »

AWvsCBsteeeerike3 wrote:If you were going to do this, would you 1. jerk off right before so that you could last longer and really make them work to get you off or 2. save up for a couple days so you would blow up all over them?
There are these things called "condoms"

User avatar
docellis
America's Most Beloved Twitter Joke Thief
Posts: 24741
Joined: April 18 06, 6:54 pm

Re: Porn Stars Offer Twitter "Perk"

Post by docellis »

I hope some lesbian gets in line.

Post Reply