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Corny jokes

Posted: February 28 14, 11:33 am
by StL Dan
Do we have such a thread already?

If not, I'm going to throw one out there in honor of St. Patrick's Day:

Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in their soup?
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One more bean would make it two farty.

Re: Corny jokes

Posted: February 28 14, 11:38 am
by StL Dan
What do you call a Cubs player with a WS ring?
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Thief

Re: Corny jokes

Posted: February 28 14, 11:38 am
by StL Dan
Two fish are in a tank. What does fish #1 say to fish #2?
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How do you drive this thing?

Re: Corny jokes

Posted: February 28 14, 12:40 pm
by wart57
My 3yr old told me this gem the other day.

Poopy: Daddy, why did the chicken cross the road?

Me: I don't know cutie, why?

Poopy: 'Cause he had to poop!!! Hahhahahahhahhahhhahhahahhhahhhahahahahahahahah!!!!

Re: Corny jokes

Posted: February 28 14, 1:26 pm
by mikechamp
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
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Because 7 8 9.

Re: Corny jokes

Posted: February 28 14, 1:44 pm
by pioneer98
What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino?
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elephino

Re: Corny jokes

Posted: February 28 14, 2:04 pm
by Maclowery
This pirate walked into my bar last week. His ship's wheel was stickin' straight outta his fly. I said, "Hey, pirate, why's your ship's wheel stickin' outta your pants?"

He says, "Arrr! It's drivin me nuts!!"

(I tell this joke at work to a customer at least once a week)

Re: Corny jokes

Posted: February 28 14, 2:06 pm
by Molly
Guy walks into a bar.......second guy ducks!

Re: Corny jokes

Posted: February 28 14, 2:26 pm
by jim
I had to give a 2 minute presentation a couple of weeks ago in front of a couple of hundred people. The joke actually had relevance because the word tissue was in my talk and had something to do with some software that my group wrote/maintains. I was the 32nd speaker out of 47, so you can imagine that people were nodding off/not paying attention by the time I got there. So I opened with this:

How do you make a tissue dance?
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Give it a little boogey.

Re: Corny jokes

Posted: February 28 14, 2:32 pm
by Radbird
Yeesh, jim. I would've walked out and headed over to Quick Trip for some taquitos.