Corny jokes
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Did you know water buffaloes are unique because they each have three parents?
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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why such a long face?" The horse says "my alcoholism is destroying my family."
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What did one casket say to the other casket?
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Un pez dice a un otra pez "que hace tu papa?"
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What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
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A string walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry, but we don't serve strings here". The string goes out, ties himself into a loop and messes up his hair. He then goes back in the bar and orders a beer. The bartender said, "hey, aren't you that string that was in here a few minutes ago? The string says, "no, I'm a frayed knot."
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What's the difference between a professional bowler and Michael Wacha?
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What do the Cardinals and Billy Graham have in common?