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Did you know water buffaloes are unique because they each have three parents?
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One oxygen buffalo and two hydrogen buffaloes

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why such a long face?" The horse says "my alcoholism is destroying my family."

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What do Titanic and The Sixth Sense have in common?
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icy dead people
What do Mortal Kombat and songs in a Helsinki church have in common?
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Finnish hymn

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What did one casket say to the other casket?
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Is that you coffin?

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How do you talk to a fish?
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Drop it a line
What do you call a crab that plays baseball?
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A Pinch hitter

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Un pez dice a un otra pez "que hace tu papa?"
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Nada

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What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
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A Roamin' Catholic

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A string walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry, but we don't serve strings here". The string goes out, ties himself into a loop and messes up his hair. He then goes back in the bar and orders a beer. The bartender said, "hey, aren't you that string that was in here a few minutes ago? The string says, "no, I'm a frayed knot."

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What's the difference between a professional bowler and Michael Wacha?
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A professional bowler knows how to throw a strike

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What do the Cardinals and Billy Graham have in common?
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They can both make 40,000 people jump up to their feet and yell JesusChrist!

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