Corny jokes
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Little kid dressed as a pirate for Halloween knocks on neighbor's door:
kid: bick or beat!
neighbor: don't you mean "trick or treat"
kid: ya, bick or beat
neighbor: are you a pirate?
kid: ya, i'm a birate.
neighbor: well, where are all your buccaneers?
kid: RIGHT HERE LADY (as he tugs on his ears). WHERE ARE YOUR BUCCANEYES?
kid: bick or beat!
neighbor: don't you mean "trick or treat"
kid: ya, bick or beat
neighbor: are you a pirate?
kid: ya, i'm a birate.
neighbor: well, where are all your buccaneers?
kid: RIGHT HERE LADY (as he tugs on his ears). WHERE ARE YOUR BUCCANEYES?
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horse walks into the bar and the bartender says why the long face
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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Wow, it's really hot in here." The second one replies,
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What do you give a dead baby for Christmas?
Wrong genre?
Wrong genre?
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How dyslexics change to bulb it light a many take does?
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