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StL Dan
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Little kid dressed as a pirate for Halloween knocks on neighbor's door:

kid: bick or beat!
neighbor: don't you mean "trick or treat"
kid: ya, bick or beat
neighbor: are you a pirate?
kid: ya, i'm a birate.
neighbor: well, where are all your buccaneers?
kid: RIGHT HERE LADY (as he tugs on his ears). WHERE ARE YOUR BUCCANEYES?

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horse walks into the bar and the bartender says why the long face

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What is the only species of bee that can produce milk?
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boo-bees

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Wow, it's really hot in here." The second one replies,
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AHHHHH! TALKING MUFFIN!

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What do you give a dead baby for Christmas?
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A dead puppy.
Wrong genre?

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How do you catch a unique rabbit?
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unique up on him
How do you catch a tame rabbit?
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tame way: unique up on him, fool

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How can you tell a snowman from a snow woman?
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snowballs

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A baby seal walks into a bar
the bartender says 'what would you like'
the baby seal says
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anything but a Canadian Club

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How dyslexics change to bulb it light a many take does?

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What's brown and sticky?
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a stick
Why can't you ever get away with anything on a farm?
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cuz potatoes have eyes and corn has ears.

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