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Q: What's the difference between a dog and a fox?
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When I'm rich, I'm going to get a pet manitee and name him Hugh.

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Gashouse wrote:When I'm rich, I'm going to get a pet manitee and name him Hugh.
lol very nice.

in spanish class in high school where you pick your "spanish name" i always chose Paco. My last name is Bell.

Never got old when she called attendance out. Paco Bell.

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Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?
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Q: What do you give a man who has everything?
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Where does virgin wool come from?
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I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

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Why did the sausage player quit playing baseball?
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