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Did you hear that the world’s toungue twister champion was arrested?


They’re going to give him a really long, hard sentence

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CardsofSTL wrote:

This is legitimately one of my favorite jokes by a comedian. The best version is on his audiobook from his fake autobiography.

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2018 St. Louis Cardinals.

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What was the oyster's last words?
Aw shucks.

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food; but there's no atmosphere.

lololololololololololol SHADDUP

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Michael wrote:
CardsofSTL wrote:

This is legitimately one of my favorite jokes by a comedian. The best version is on his audiobook from his fake autobiography.
You guys hear his 9-minute joke on Howard Stern?

https://www.howardstern.com/show/2016/9 ... interview/

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Where did Noah keep the bees?

In the Arc-hives.

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