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 Post subject: Re: Corny jokes
PostPosted: June 8 17, 9:27 am 
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My 5 year old came up with possibly his first joke that makes sense yesterday!

"What does a cow like to drive?"
"A moo-torcycle!"


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 Post subject: Re: Corny jokes
PostPosted: June 8 17, 2:47 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Corny jokes
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One's huge animal, and other's a little lighter.


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 Post subject: Re: Corny jokes
PostPosted: June 20 17, 2:39 am 
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Maclowery wrote:
This pirate walked into my bar last week. His ship's wheel was stickin' straight outta his fly. I said, "Hey, pirate meubles design, why's your ship's wheel stickin' outta your pants?"

He says, "Arrr! It's drivin me nuts!!"

(I tell this joke at work to a customer at least once a week)

Too funny this joke, I have heard it somewhere, but it always makes me laugh.


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 Post subject: Re: Corny jokes
PostPosted: June 20 17, 6:33 am 
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kranaux12 wrote:
Maclowery wrote:
This pirate walked into my bar last week. His ship's wheel was stickin' straight outta his fly. I said, "Hey, pirate meubles design, why's your ship's wheel stickin' outta your pants?"

He says, "Arrr! It's drivin me nuts!!"

(I tell this joke at work to a customer at least once a week)

Too funny this joke, I have heard it somewhere, but it always makes me laugh.



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 Post subject: Re: Corny jokes
PostPosted: June 20 17, 8:14 am 
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Wow, that's impressive. Still getting banned, but impressive.


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 Post subject: Re: Corny jokes
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 Post subject: Re: Corny jokes
PostPosted: July 10 17, 12:24 am 
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Have you heard the joke about the pizza?

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Never mind, it's too cheesey!


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 Post subject: Re: Corny jokes
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 Post subject: Re: Corny jokes
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