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THE celebrity you would cage fight.
Justin Bieber challenged Tom Cruise to a cage fight. 31 yrs his senior.
Who would you challenge that is 31 yrs older?
I'm torn between Woody Allen and Ron Paul. Hell. I will whip them both at once.
Who would you challenge that is 31 yrs older?
I'm torn between Woody Allen and Ron Paul. Hell. I will whip them both at once.
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This is easy. Anybody. If you're 31 years older than me, you're dead.
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I only have two days but let's get this done. I'm 41 and Donald Trump is 72. I have to watch the Blues game tonight so I guess we can do this tomorrow. I'll even skip softball if I have to.
Edit: I would probably pass on even a 72 year old Sylvester Stallone. I think it would be fun to fight Eugene Levy too. I just imagine him in his character from the American Pie series and giving me hilarious fatherly advice the entire time. There are a LOT of great choices for me in the 72 year old age bracket. Paula Dean anybody?
Edit: I would probably pass on even a 72 year old Sylvester Stallone. I think it would be fun to fight Eugene Levy too. I just imagine him in his character from the American Pie series and giving me hilarious fatherly advice the entire time. There are a LOT of great choices for me in the 72 year old age bracket. Paula Dean anybody?
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31 years younger thenJoe Shlabotnik wrote:This is easy. Anybody. If you're 31 years older than me, you're dead.
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Betty WhiteFreed Roger wrote:31 years younger thenJoe Shlabotnik wrote:This is easy. Anybody. If you're 31 years older than me, you're dead.
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And Bob Villa is 72.
OJ is a pass.
Nolan Ryan? Heck no, I don't want to die.
Loni Anderson? Sure, why not.
Jeff Sessions, yes please.
Can we do a tag team match? Maybe another 41 year old wants to team up with me against George W. Bush and Bill Clinton? Or George and Laura Bush? George Bush and Dan Quayle even.
Letterman.
Jimmy Buffett.
Danny Glover. James Woods. Linda Ronstadt. Pat Sajak. Glenn Close. Tommy Lee Jones (pass). Susan Sarandon. Connie Chung.
Dennis Hof but only if he brings some of the ladies from the Bunny Ranch.
So many great choices.
OJ is a pass.
Nolan Ryan? Heck no, I don't want to die.
Loni Anderson? Sure, why not.
Jeff Sessions, yes please.
Can we do a tag team match? Maybe another 41 year old wants to team up with me against George W. Bush and Bill Clinton? Or George and Laura Bush? George Bush and Dan Quayle even.
Letterman.
Jimmy Buffett.
Danny Glover. James Woods. Linda Ronstadt. Pat Sajak. Glenn Close. Tommy Lee Jones (pass). Susan Sarandon. Connie Chung.
Dennis Hof but only if he brings some of the ladies from the Bunny Ranch.
So many great choices.
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Is Don Denkinger a celebrity? He's old, he cost us a World Series in my most formative baseball year, I could rinse him pretty easy.
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I'll allow it. He'd top my list if the age gap was 41.33anda3rd wrote:Is Don Denkinger a celebrity? He's old, he cost us a World Series in my most formative baseball year, I could rinse him pretty easy.
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Bob Gibson is an option for me. Obviously I wouldn't exercise that option
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Barry Gibb. He's going down.