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ECHO? OH IM IN THE BATHROOM RIGHT NOW.

YEA. THE BATHROOM. WHAT? YOU'RE HEADED OVER THERE WHEN??









Hey bro, shut the [expletive] up, I'm tryin to enjoy my mid afternoon grumpy. Take that [expletive] to a crowded elevator or something.

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HAHAHA, NO BRO, I'MMA CRUSH MAD BIDDIES TONIGHT. NO, I SAID BIDDIES, YEEEAAH, DOES SOUND LIKE [expletive]! LIKE YA MOM'S BRO!

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Someone needs to invent a sound-proof toilet stall. For many reasons.

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Silence is golden.

YAH BRO I GOT TIME TO CHAT RIGHT NOW! WHAT'S THAT? YEA RIGHT YOU SON OF A [expletive] YOU KNOW I CAN CRUSH WAY MORE FRESHIES THAN YOU AHAHA. HOLD ON GOTTA SHAKE IT OFF. ANYWAY YEA JUST GOTTA RUN THR JEEP THROUGH THE WASH AND GRAB A 12 BANGER THEN I'LL BE OVER! TAKE IT EASY BRO

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thrill has been in the bathroom a really long time guys

I stay legit hydrated, bros, yaddadamean?

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"If it was anyone but Carp, I would have said, 'No,'" Matheny said. "Anyone but Carp."

Bri - "OH SUP BRO? JAGER BOMBS, BRO?"
Bro - "FOR REAL BRI? WE BEEN AT EM ALL DAY. RIGHT BRAH?"
Brah - "YOU KNOW IT. HERES A DOUBLE FOR YOU BRI. THE GIRLS ARE AT THAT TABLE"
Brie - "Hey boys! One of your friends just fell over on Jalissa."
Bro - "OH [expletive], BRUH! ROOKIE MOVE BRUH! HAHA YO BRI CHECK DIS OUT. BRO HE IS SOAKED"
Bri - "DAMN SON! BRUH YOU LOOKIN THE FOOL DOWN THERE"
Bruh - "COMON, BRAH PUT DOWN THAT STUPID HOT WING AND HELP YOUR BRUH OUT"
Brah - "WHATEVER BRUH LAY LOW, I GOT EYES ON SOME HONEYS AT THE BAR. LETS GO BRO"

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Let's Go Cards! Let's Go Hawks! Let's Go Bulls!

On the real tip tho, I keeps it like soooo hydrated, bruh. Legit health leads to legit bathroom time but I'm always grindin on that health tip for real, yo.

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"If it was anyone but Carp, I would have said, 'No,'" Matheny said. "Anyone but Carp."

Game recognize game, bro, straight up no frontin'. Holla.

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