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 Post subject: Re: Random musings
PostPosted: August 28 18, 2:48 pm 
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I hired someone last summer and they had asked me about a pre-planned vacation that they were going on about two weeks after the start of their employment. The vacation involved a lot of planning and travel and of course they did not want to just not go. I jokingly replied that they could go so long as they brought me back a snow globe. After their vacation I walked on the job site and was presented with a lovely Las Vegas snow globe. It has been about a year since then; and today I was given snow globe number 14 from an employee who just returned from vacation. The moral of the story is...if you are going to joke about collecting something; don't say snow globes.


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That's one that I would be happy to get. Ship it to me wart. I'll send you back some of Columbus' finest cream puffs.


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 Post subject: Re: Random musings
PostPosted: August 28 18, 2:49 pm 
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CardsofSTL wrote:
wart57 wrote:
CardsofSTL wrote:
I hired someone last summer and they had asked me about a pre-planned vacation that they were going on about two weeks after the start of their employment. The vacation involved a lot of planning and travel and of course they did not want to just not go. I jokingly replied that they could go so long as they brought me back a snow globe. After their vacation I walked on the job site and was presented with a lovely Las Vegas snow globe. It has been about a year since then; and today I was given snow globe number 14 from an employee who just returned from vacation. The moral of the story is...if you are going to joke about collecting something; don't say snow globes.


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That's one that I would be happy to get. Ship it to me wart. I'll send you back some of Columbus' finest cream puffs.


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 Post subject: Re: Random musings
PostPosted: August 28 18, 2:56 pm 
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You tease


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 Post subject: Re: Random musings
PostPosted: August 28 18, 4:38 pm 
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Stacy's Mom really did have it going on....


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 Post subject: Re: Random musings
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a radio ad's been playing a lot lately, for an upcoming hypnosis seminar. that's fine or whatever but they end it with a quote of "almost everybody knows somebody who's been healed by the magic power of hypnosis". always strikes me as an odd declarative.


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 Post subject: Re: Random musings
PostPosted: September 10 18, 2:00 pm 
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a radio ad's been playing a lot lately, for an upcoming hypnosis seminar. that's fine or whatever but they end it with a quote of "almost everybody knows somebody who's been healed by the magic power of hypnosis". always strikes me as an odd declarative.


I don’t understand how radio advertising is allowed to be so heavy with obvious scams and false claims. Listen to any conservative talk radio show and it’s a good 50% of the commercials.


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 Post subject: Re: Random musings
PostPosted: September 10 18, 2:09 pm 
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ghostrunner wrote:
Jocephus wrote:
a radio ad's been playing a lot lately, for an upcoming hypnosis seminar. that's fine or whatever but they end it with a quote of "almost everybody knows somebody who's been healed by the magic power of hypnosis". always strikes me as an odd declarative.


I don’t understand how radio advertising is allowed to be so heavy with obvious scams and false claims. Listen to any conservative talk radio show and it’s a good 50% of the commercials.


fwiw, this was on sports radio during the jim rome show (but it was a local radio announcers voice i hear often doing the ad)


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 Post subject: Re: Random musings
PostPosted: September 10 18, 2:16 pm 
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Jocephus wrote:
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Jocephus wrote:
a radio ad's been playing a lot lately, for an upcoming hypnosis seminar. that's fine or whatever but they end it with a quote of "almost everybody knows somebody who's been healed by the magic power of hypnosis". always strikes me as an odd declarative.


I don’t understand how radio advertising is allowed to be so heavy with obvious scams and false claims. Listen to any conservative talk radio show and it’s a good 50% of the commercials.


fwiw, this was on sports radio during the jim rome show (but it was a local radio announcers voice i hear often doing the ad)


They were trying to hypnotize you....


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 Post subject: Re: Random musings
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hypnosis is very weird; how do it work?


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 Post subject: Re: Random musings
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I just dreamed that i was picking at a zit like inflamed bump and squeezed out a white blob that was at the center of it. Except it wasn’t just one white blob, a string of them kept coming and coming. I was like WTF do i do now. Wake up was the correct answer.


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