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PostPosted: January 12 20, 7:57 am 
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Got talked into going to Red Lobster for lunch a few days ago. It was, well, Red Lobster. They have a crab stuffed shrimp rangoon appetizer that was amazing though.

I'm going to go ahead and say it, I like Red Lobster.

The only time I’ve been to red lobster was traumatic. I was coerced into going with a couple of bosses to a strip club after.
After one of them got a private dance, the stripper came over to me and asked me how old he was. I was like I guess he’s as old as he looks. Unfortunately, she replied he sure had fun. What the actual [expletive]? Why would she do that to me? Isn’t that a HIPAA violation?


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PostPosted: January 12 20, 9:02 am 
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stlouie_lipp wrote:
InvincibleCakeEater wrote:
Got talked into going to Red Lobster for lunch a few days ago. It was, well, Red Lobster. They have a crab stuffed shrimp rangoon appetizer that was amazing though.

I'm going to go ahead and say it, I like Red Lobster.

The only time I’ve been to red lobster was traumatic. I was coerced into going with a couple of bosses to a strip club after.
After one of them got a private dance, the stripper came over to me and asked me how old he was. I was like I guess he’s as old as he looks. Unfortunately, she replied he sure had fun. What the actual [expletive]? Why would she do that to me? Isn’t that a HIPAA violation?

What does that mean, she did him? He blew his load in his pants? What?


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PostPosted: January 13 20, 12:36 pm 
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Smith Corks One wrote:
lukethedrifter wrote:
stlouie_lipp wrote:
InvincibleCakeEater wrote:
Got talked into going to Red Lobster for lunch a few days ago. It was, well, Red Lobster. They have a crab stuffed shrimp rangoon appetizer that was amazing though.

I'm going to go ahead and say it, I like Red Lobster.

The only time I’ve been to red lobster was traumatic. I was coerced into going with a couple of bosses to a strip club after.
After one of them got a private dance, the stripper came over to me and asked me how old he was. I was like I guess he’s as old as he looks. Unfortunately, she replied he sure had fun. What the actual [expletive]? Why would she do that to me? Isn’t that a HIPAA violation?

What does that mean, she did him? He blew his load in his pants? What?

Too crass? Sorry. Upon further contemplation of the entirety of the post, I feel reasonably confident that it was the latter.


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PostPosted: January 13 20, 4:53 pm 
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Smith Corks One wrote:
Smith Corks One wrote:
lukethedrifter wrote:
stlouie_lipp wrote:
InvincibleCakeEater wrote:
Got talked into going to Red Lobster for lunch a few days ago. It was, well, Red Lobster. They have a crab stuffed shrimp rangoon appetizer that was amazing though.

I'm going to go ahead and say it, I like Red Lobster.

The only time I’ve been to red lobster was traumatic. I was coerced into going with a couple of bosses to a strip club after.
After one of them got a private dance, the stripper came over to me and asked me how old he was. I was like I guess he’s as old as he looks. Unfortunately, she replied he sure had fun. What the actual [expletive]? Why would she do that to me? Isn’t that a HIPAA violation?

What does that mean, she did him? He blew his load in his pants? What?

Too crass? Sorry. Upon further contemplation of the entirety of the post, I feel reasonably confident that it was the latter.

I didn’t want to know. Again, HIPAA VIOLATION!!!! LALALALALALA I CANT HEAR YOU, STRIPPER LADY WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS? PLEASE STOP.


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PostPosted: January 13 20, 4:55 pm 
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But yeah based on her incredulity i figured he soiled his trousers like he was a teen. MAKE IT STOP!!


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This thread delivers.


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I have an idea for a new book. Similar to "Everybody Poops"....

"Everybody Squirts"


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McDonald's Japan Introduces The Adult Cream Pie


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this thread has taken a weird ass turn


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GeddyWrox wrote:
I have an idea for a new book. Similar to "Everybody Poops"....

"Everybody Squirts"

This could also be turned into a remake of an REM song.


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