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Simbagal23
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TabascoElvis wrote:SaaWeeeet
The Microsoft Corp World Lottery,
United Kingdom P O Box 1010 Liverpool,
L70 1NL United Kingdom.

WINNING NOTIFICATION:
We happily announce to you the draw (#953) of the MICROSOFT CORP WORLD
LOTTERY AWARD International programs held in U.K your "email address" was
attached to ticket number; B9665 75604546 199 serial number 97560, This
batch draws the lucky winning numbers as follows 887/13/865/37/10/83,
bonus number 2, which consequently won the lottery in the second category.

All participants "email address" were selected through a computer
balloting system drawn from Nine hundred thousand names from Canada,
Australia, United States, Asia, Europe, Middle East, Africa and Oceanic as
part of our international promotions program which is conducted annually.

You have therefore been approved to claim a total sum of £ 350,000 (THREE
HUNDRED AND FIFTY THOUSAND BRITISH POUNDS in cash credited to file
MSW-L/200-26937

This is from a total cash prize of £50,000,000 shared among the (25)
Twenty-Five lucky winners in this 2nd category. Furthermore your details
(e-mail address) falls within our LONDON Representative Office in United
Kingdom, as indicated in your play coupon and your prize sum of £350,000
(THREE HUNDRED AND FIFTY THOUSAND BRITISH POUNDS STERLING) will be
remitted to you by our paying bank.

HOW TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE

Simply contact our Fiduciary Claim Agent in LONDON where your own Payment
is zoned. He will immediately commence the process to facilitate the
release of your winning price. His contact details are shown below:

Claim Manager: RICHARD THOMSOM.
TEL: +44-702-407-2464.
Email; claims2008@hushmail.com
Email; clms@hotmail.co.uk
To process your claims you are hereby advice to contact the Claim Agent
immediately with the below information's:

NAME:
ADDRESS:
NATIONALITY:
SEX:
AGE:
PHONE/MOBILE:
FAX:
OCCUPATION:
COMPANY:
BATCH/WINNING NUMNBER:

Our special thanks and gratitude to Bill Gates and his associates. We wish
you the best of luck as you spend your good fortune in this season.

For security reasons, you are advised to keep your winning information
confidential till your cash prize is processed and your money remitted to
you in whatever means you wish to receive your cash prize by our paying
bank.
Endeavour to contact the agent with the required information's
immediately. This is part of our precautionary measure to avoid double
claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program. Please be warned!!!!

Congratulations!!! Once more on behalf of members and staff of the BRITISH
AWARD LOTTERY 2008.


Congratulations once again.

Yours in service,

Mr. Richard K Lloyd.



NB: PLEASE DO NOT REPLY TO THIS EMAIL BECAUSE YOU MIGHT NOT BE ATTENDED
TO, KINDLY CONTACT YOUR FIDUCIARY AGENT IN LONDON DIRECTLY FOR FURTHER
DIRECTIONS.
What are the odds???! I won this drawing as well! We should pool our winning funds and throw a huge bash!??! Why don't you contact them first and let me know how it works out for ya. :wink:

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TabascoElvis
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haltz wrote:pisiform!
That may be my new favorite word.

I had to look it up though, should have paid better attention in anatomy.
a small wrist bone that articulates only with the triquetral

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Post by Leroy »

Just got this one today. I'm kinda worried about my Chase account. Or I would be worried, if I had one. :evil: :twisted: :evil: :twisted:
Chase Bank Online® Department Notice


You have received this email because you or someone had used your account from different locations.
For security purpose, we are required to open an investigation into this matter.

In order to safeguard your account, we require that you confirm your banking details.
To help speed up this process, please access the following link so we can complete the verification of your Chase Online Banking Account registration information.

To get started, please click the link below:
xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Please Note:
If we do no receive the appropriate account verification within 48 hours, then we will assume this Chase Bank account is fraudulent and will be suspended. The purpose of this verification is to ensure that your bank account has not been fraudulently used and to combat the fraud from our community.


Regards,
Chase Bank - Chase Online Banking Department

© 2008 JPMorgan Chase & Co.

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Post by clevername »

here's a good lottery one. I like the title's sense of anticipation. I can feel the pauses between each word being exclaimed. Plus they have a doctor and a reverend in this, so it has to be on the up and up.

From: "IRISH NATIONAL LOTTERY" <irishwinner111@comcast.net> Add Mobile Alert
Subject: YOU..... HAVE..... WON.....
Date: Thu, 27 Mar 2008 15:10:09 +0000
Ref: UK/9420X2/68
Batch: 074/05/ZY369

You have been approved for a lump sum pay out of £1.350 Million incash
To claim your prize it is important that you acknowledge your receipt
of this correspondence.

Dr. Chris Williams.
(Email:drchris_williamsdesk@live.com )

PAYMENT PROCESSING FORM
1.FULL NAMES:
2.ADDRESS:
3.SEX:
4.AGE:
5.MARITAL STATUS
6.OCCUPATION:
7.E-MAIL ADDRESS:
8.TELEPHONE NUMBER:
10.AMOUNT WON:
11. COUNTRY

Yours faithfully,
REV. JAMES PARKMAN

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TabascoElvis
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this just in

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so that's good, right?

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rom: "DR.PHILIP MOGAN" <philipmoga@yahoo.com.cn> Saturday - May 10, 2008 10:21 AM
To: philipmogan_2005@yahoo.cn
Subject: NOTIFICATION OF PAYMENT VIA ATM CARD
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Attention please:

This is to officially inform you that we have verified your contract file presently on my desk, and I found out that you have not received your payment due to your lack of co-operation and not fulfilling the obligations giving to you in respect to your payment.

We will send you an ATM CARD which you will use to withdraw your money via ATM MACHINE in any part of the world, and the maximum daily limit is ($5,000) However, Note that this method of payment will be granted if it is acceptable to you for the release of your contract/inheritance entitlement.

In View of this, you are advised to contact the Director(CBN, IRD,and ATM) DR.PHILIP MOGAN for further information with the following contact details;

You are required to provide the following information:

(1) Your Full Name
(2) Full residential address
(3) Phone And Fax Number
(4) Occupation
(5) Age

As soon as you receive this message for further update.

BEST REGARDS,

DR.PHILIP MOGAN
DIRECTORS FOR FOREIGN OPERATIONS.

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I just got a message from Hung Henderson.

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thrill please do not post my real name in the forums.

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Michael wrote:thrill please do not post my real name in the forums.
Then stop trying to sell me more Xtendomax. My last order is enough to tide me over for a while.

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