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Jocephus
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Re: SPAM

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i got an email from @agrofart.ru

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sighyoung
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Re: SPAM

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Dear Customer,

This email is coming to you as a reminder concerning your pending package
that has been with us for a long time. As you already know that this
package is containing a Bank Draft Check in your name and in the amount of
$4.5 million usd.

This email is to let you know that our delivery team has finally carried
out delivery to your residential address. The package left Lagos Nigeria
on January 3rd 2013 and since on the 5th of January 2013 it has been at
Memphis USA awaiting clearance.

To track your package, go to www.fedex.com/tracking and insert the
tracking number below to view delivery status.

www.fedex.com
Tracking Number: 800277347645

Yo u are advised to get back to me as soon as possible so instructions can
be given to you on how to clear the package.You are hereby advised to
provide us with the below details so we can immediately have it sent out
to our deliverymen in Memphis.

Your Name(In Full):
Your Delivery Address:
Your Direct telephone Number:

Having tracked your parcel, it confirmed the status of delivery been
pending at Memphis TN awaiting clearance, all you need to do is to pay for
the clearance charges and re-direction fee demanded by the Custom
authorities and once it has been cleared, the parcel will be released and
re-directed to your address.

The clearance charges to be paid by you is $300 only.

You can send the clearance fee of $300 through Western Union or Money Gram
with the below details.


RECEIVER'S NAME: Olu Nnadi

ADDRESS: Lagos Nigeria

TEXT QUESTION: To who?

TEXT ANSWER: Olu

AMOUNT: $300

MTCN: .........


Send me the Western Union 10 Digit MTCN numbers as soon as you have made
the payment.


Call me now on (+234-703-030-1041) for more details.
Email fedexdelivery500@yahoo.com

This is important and as such your immediate response will do you Good.

Management,
Mr. Fred Billy
FedEx Online Management Team.
All rights reserved. 1995-2013 FedEX

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lukethedrifter
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Re: SPAM

Post by lukethedrifter »

Holy [expletive], sigh. You hit the jackpot!

Why is this in spam?

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Molly
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Re: SPAM

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Spam now playing the cancer card!!

My Dear Friend ,
First I must solicit your confidence in this transaction and I am sending you this message because I can make a lot of difference in this life. I think you can make a lot of difference if we talk, become good friends in the Lord, and see that with greater power, becomes greater responsibility. You can make a change in the life of others, most especially the poor hearted, and the less privileged I believe you can do this. I think I would start all with a proper introduction of myself.
I am Mrs.Marie Smith and a widow to Late Mr.Antonio David. I am 57 years old, suffering from long time cancer of the cancer of the bone marrow, (blood). From all indications, my condition is really deteriorating and is quite obvious that I may not live more than two months after my next surgery, because the cancer stage has gotten to a very bad stage and my personal physician told me that I may not live for more than four months and I am so scared about it. I have no child of mine, even though I wish I had it, is late now you know, since I cannot get married again, and age is no longer on my side.
So, I now decide to divide part of my wealth, by contributing to the development of the motherless babies homes, needy, poor, charity homes and widows too. am willing to donate the some amount,which is still the major inheritance i have left. I wish you could be someone who i could trust with all my heart, to make this wish of mine come true.Please note that, this fund is Deposited with a reputable bank. I need you to use the funds to help the poor,i know this is hard, and it take a very strong heart to get this done.but you should keep this saying in your heart.
Please send me the Below information
NAME:
ADDRESS:
AGE:
OCCUPATION:
TELEPHONE NO:
All I need from you is a confidential assurance that the funds when received by you will be used for the said purpose, Nowadays there are so much scams going on in the internet and it is difficult to trust but I don’t know why the Almighty God approved me to email you about this.
Waiting for your reply.
Yours Sincerely,
Mrs.Marie Smith

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Fat_Bulldog
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Re: SPAM

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We were too poor for spam when I was growing up, we had "Treat" instead.

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sighyoung
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Re: SPAM

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US AMBASSADOR TO NIGERIA
11 GARKI ROAD ABUJA
ABUJA, NIGERIA
TEL: 0092348102378881

ATTN: BENEFICIARY ,

I AM AMBASSADOR JAMES F.ENTWISTLE NEW APPOINTED AMBASSADOR TO NIGERIA I WILL BE ARRIVING YOUR COUNTRY FOR AN OFFICIAL MEETING ON WEDNESDAY LAST WEEK AND I WILL BE BRINGING WITH ME YOUR CERTIFIED BANK CHEQUE OF $10 MILLION UNITED STATE DOLLARS ALONG WITH ME BUT THIS TIME I WILL NOT GO THROUGH CUSTOMS BECAUSE AS AN AMBASSADOR TO NIGERIA, I AM A US GOVERNMENT AGENT AND I HAVE THE POWER TO GO THROUGH WITHOUT CUSTOMS CHECK. AS SOON AS I AM THROUGH WITH THE MEETING I SHALL THEN PROCEED TO MEETING WITH YOU. (KINDLY SEND YOUR CELL PHONE NUMBER AND THE ADDRESS WHERE YOU WANT ME TO DELIVER THE PACKAGE).

WHY I AM COMING TO DELIVERY THE BANK CHEQUE DUE TO THE CANADIDATES THAT THEIR NAMES THAT HAVE NOT RECEIVED HE/HER INHERTIANCE FUNDS , COMPSENTATION FUNDS AND CONTRACT FUNDS FROM THE OLD AMBASSADOR TERENCE.P McCULLEY

YOU HAVE REALLY PAID SO MUCH TO GET YOUR FUNDS,BUT STILL YOU HAVE NOT RECEIVE IT, THAT MAKES ME WONDER WHY. YOU ARE A LUCKY PERSON BECAUSE I DECIDED TO SEE YOU GET THESE FUNDS SOON MYSELF AND THERE IS NOTHING ANYONE CAN DO TO STOP IT.

MY FLIGHT IS LEAVES ON TUESDAY NEXT WEEK AND I EXPECT YOU TO COMPLY BEFORE THEN SO THAT THE DELIVERY CAN BE COMPLETED.PLEASE YOU KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE GONE THROUGH TRYING TO GET THESE FUNDS SO I ADVISE YOU TO FOLLOW UP WITH MY INSTRUCTION SO YOU GET THESE FUNDS SOON. HOWEVER IMMEDIATELY I GET ALL YOUR REQUIRED INFORMATION'S I WILL FORWARD TO YOU A PHOTO COPY OF YOUR BANK CHEQUE SO YOU KNOW ITS NOT A JOKE. IF YOU DO NOT COMPLY, THEN IT WILL NOT BE MY FAULT IF YOU DO NOT RECEIVE YOUR PACKAGE.GO THROUGH THE WEBSITE: http://nigeria.usembassy.gov/biography.html

PLEASE CALL ME ON MY MOBILE PHONE NO:TEL: 0092348102378881

WAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU SOONEST


THANKS,
AMBASSADOR JAMES F.ENTWISTLE.
UNITED STATE OF AMERICA AMBASSADOR
TEL: 0092348102378881

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sighyoung
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Re: SPAM

Post by sighyoung »

CHEVROLET AUTOMOBILE COMPANY
Highworth Rd, South Marston, Swindon,
Wiltshire SN3 4TZ,
United Kingdom

STAR PRIZE WINNER

This is to inform you that you have won a BRAND NEW Chevrolet 2013 MODEL CAR and cash prize of (1,000,000.00 USD). The car comes with a special CHEVROLET INSURANCE Cover for one whole year till the next promotion. It also comes with a one year warranty and FREE repairs at any CHEVROLET AUTOMOBILE depot or service center worldwide. Your Batch No: 515944052/166 and Winning No: 1544 make you as one of the lucky winner in our 2014 Charity bonanza. You are to contact our claims manager on this Email: chevroletclaims014@shqiptar.eu with the below details for claims. Please Fill the Information below:

A Scan copy of your Identification (Driving License or any Valid I.D Proof) is needed

1. Full Names:
2. Address:
3. State:
4. Occupation:
5. Age:
6. Sex:
7. Country:
8. Winning Email:
9. Mobile/Direct Line:
10: Banking Details:

Note: Ensure that you send all your information to (chevroletclaims014@shqiptar.eu) to enable us responds back immediately.

NOTE: - YOU ARE TO IMMEDIATELY SEND YOUR COMPLETE INFORMATION FOR CLAIMS ON THIS EMAIL ONLY: - chevroletclaims014@shqiptar.eu

Contact via Email
Claims Manager.
Mr Jerry Williams
Contact Email: chevroletclaims014@shqiptar.eu

Congratulations on Your Winnings.

For fast and easy processing of you winning fund, please ensure you check your mail consistently.

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Fat_Bulldog
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Re: SPAM

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Congrats Sigh.

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Molly
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Re: SPAM

Post by Molly »

Dear Beloved.

I got your details after an extensive on-line search Via (Network
Power Charitable Trust) for a reliable person, I'm Mrs. Caro Hu, a 62
years old dying woman who was diagnosed for cancer about 2 years
ago, I have decided to donate ($10,500,000.00) to you for charitable
goals. Contact my lawyer if you are interested in carrying out this
task, so that he can arrange the release of the funds to you. Name:
Barrister Tom Yu Phuong Esq: E-mail (barristerphuongyu1@aol.com)
Tel: +855-9628-55664

Thank you and God bless you.

Mrs.Caro Hu.

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sighyoung
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Re: SPAM

Post by sighyoung »

Daria <Dariagxqp@fivetwopictures.com>
Today, 4:22 AM

My dear! How are you? I send you my tender love, my warm embrace and my most passionate kiss-across the miles.
I am waiting for your answer! My email viktorieid4v@rambler.ru
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Wow. She seems so different and two-dimensional on tv.

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