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thrill please do not post my real name in the forums.

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Michael wrote:thrill please do not post my real name in the forums.
Then stop trying to sell me more Xtendomax. My last order is enough to tide me over for a while.

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Clearly you have no interest in satisfying your woman.

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Ok, I'll come clean. I spent all my money with sxywife43 and <3 <3 <3 <3 PANTiES <3 <3 <3 <3

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Michael wrote:thrill please do not post my real name in the forums.
I thought your name was Monty Hollywood. :scratch:

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guys, the leader of the frigging United Nations has contacted me. I wish I could post the official "seal" that was included in the email.
ATTENTION

How are you today? Hope all is well with you and family?, You may not
understand why this mail came to you.

We have been having a meeting for the passed 7 months which ended 2
days ago with the then secretary to the UNITED NATIONS.

This email is to all the people that have been scammed in any part of
the world, the UNITED NATIONS have agreed to compensate them with the
sum of US$ 500,000. This includes every foreign contractors that may
have not received their contract sum, and people that have had an
unfinished transaction or international businesses that failed due to
Government problems etc.

We found your name in our list and that is why we are contacting you,
this have been agreed upon and have been signed.

You are advised to contact Mr. Jim Ovia of ZENITH BANK PLC, as
he is our representative in Nigeria, contact him immediately for your
Cheque/ International Bank Draft of USD$500,000. This funds are in a
Bank Draft for security purpose ok? so he will send it to you and you
can clear it in any bank of your choice.

Therefore, you should send him your full Name and telephone number/your
correct mailing address where you want him to send the Draft to you.

Contact Mr. Jim Ovia immediately for your Cheque:
Person to Contact Mr. Jim Ovia
Email: mrjimovia200@hotmail.com

Thanks and God bless you and your family. Hoping to hear from you as
soon as you cash your Bank Draft.
Making the world a better place


Regards,

Ban Ki moon
Secretary General

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ROBERT MUELLER III
EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR FBI
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION FBI.WASHINGTON DC.
Email:securitycontact@fedbureauinvestigations.org
FBI SEEKING TO WIRETAP INTERNET

ATTENTION:

We believe this notification meets you in a very good present state of
mind and health. We the Federal bureau of investigation (FBI)
Washington, DC in conjunction with some other relevant Investigation Agencies
here in the United states of America have recently been informed through
our Global intelligence monitoring network that you presently have a
transaction going on with the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) as regards to
your over-due contract payment which was fully endorsed in your favor
accordingly.

It might interest you to know that we have taken out time in screening
through this project as stipulated on our protocol of operation and
have finally confirmed that your contract payment is 100% genuine and
hitch free from all facet and of which you have the lawful right to claim
your fund without any further delay.Having said all this, we will
further advise that you go ahead in dealing with the Central Bank office
accordingly as we will be monitoring all their services with you as well as
your correspondence at all level.

In addendum, also be informed that we recently had a meeting with the
Executive Governor of the Central Bank of Nigeria, in the person of
Prof. Chukwuma Soludo and Mr. Kingsley Agwor along with some of the top
officials of the Ministry regarding your case and they made us to
understand that your file has been held in abase depending on when you
personally come for the claim. They also told us that the only problem they are
facing right now is that some unscrupulous element are using this
project as an avenue to scam innocent people off their hard earned money by
impersonating the Executive Governor and the Central Bank office.

We were also made to understand that a lady with name Mrs. Joan C.
Bailey from OHIO has already contacted them and also presented to them all
the necessary documentations evidencing your claim purported to have
been signed personally by you prior to the release of your contract fund
valued at about US$8,000,000.00 (Eight million united states dollars),
but the Central Bank office did the wise thing by insisting on hearing
from you personally before the go ahead on wiring your fund to the Bank
informations which was forwarded to them by the above named Lady so
that was the main reason why they contacted us so as to assist them in
making the investigations.

They further informed us that we should warn our dear citizens who must
have been informed of the contract payment which was awarded to them
from the Central Bank of Nigeria, to be very careful prior to this
irregularities so that they don't fall victim to this ugly circumstance. And
should in case you are already dealing with anybody or office claiming
to be from the Central Bank of Nigeria, you are further advised to
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immediately the real office of the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) only with
the below informations accordingly:

NAME: PROF. CHUKWUMA SOLUD O
MR. KINGSLEY AGWOR

OFFICE ADDRESS: Central Bank of Nigeria, Central Business District,
Cadastral Zone, Abuja, Federal Capital
Territory, Nigeria.

TEL: 234-803-244-1654


Email : paymentremittance@cenbknig.org

NOTE:

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All modalities has already been worked out even before you were
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Should in case you need any more informations in regards to this
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are here to guide you during and after this project has been
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you very much for your anticipated co-operation in advance as we
earnestly await your urgent response to this matter.


Robert S. Mueller III
Federal Bureau of Investigation
J. Edgar Hoover Building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW Washington, D.C.
20535-0001, USA
Email:securitycontact@fedbureauinvestigations.org

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G. Keenan wrote: I can't be sure but I think there is genius at work in this.
I wish I could take the credit for writing it.

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