Bathroom Etiquette
- JackofDiamonds
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I am going to [expletive] on everything in the world.
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This rant is also timely at home. Why make no. 2 noises? I've never made a no. 2 noise in my life, yet my dad and my husband always manage to do so. Seriously, gross!brats&beer wrote:OK, seriously. What is it with men in the john that feel like they have to make quasi getting off noises while taking a leak? I've had some really good p!$$3$ in my day but never felt the need to make noises! Uungh. Aaaaaahhh. Oooohhh. For F&*&^'s sake! Shut up, flush, and get out. Wash your hands before leaving tho.
I want to kick them from behind into the urinal when they do that crap.
Reminds me of Southpark
Ned, are you jackin' it?
Yes.
Well stop it!
I can't!
- Cronos
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Meh, it's late. I'm tired. And drinking. I'll say it.
Releasing a full bladder after a long time of holding it in feels better than other releasings.
Releasing a full bladder after a long time of holding it in feels better than other releasings.
- JL21
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My office has a single unisex bathroom to service 10 people. And it's an open office, meaning anyone can see exactly who is going to the bathroom as they head for the door. And how long they take.
This is all a long way of saying that I am 99% certain that the tiny little 23 year old bird-sized communications girl in my office just took a big smelly [expletive].
This is all a long way of saying that I am 99% certain that the tiny little 23 year old bird-sized communications girl in my office just took a big smelly [expletive].
- heyzeus
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Girls poop.
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- Perennial All-Star
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posted while pooping?JL21 wrote:My office has a single unisex bathroom to service 10 people. And it's an open office, meaning anyone can see exactly who is going to the bathroom as they head for the door. And how long they take.
This is all a long way of saying that I am 99% certain that the tiny little 23 year old bird-sized communications girl in my office just took a big smelly [expletive].
- wart57
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I have 4 daughters. I can confirm this is a fact. Girls poop. A lot. And pee. A lot.heyzeus wrote:Girls poop.
My house goes through about 2 of these per week....
- Jocephus
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obligatory
- JL21
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Ha... not so much. I can't dookie in an environment like this, where the crapatorium is like 10 feet away from the nearest person's desk.Gashouse wrote:posted while pooping?JL21 wrote:My office has a single unisex bathroom to service 10 people. And it's an open office, meaning anyone can see exactly who is going to the bathroom as they head for the door. And how long they take.
This is all a long way of saying that I am 99% certain that the tiny little 23 year old bird-sized communications girl in my office just took a big smelly [expletive].
I get that everyone poops (I've read the book and everything!). I guess I'm just not used to having it in your face like that in an office environment.
- Jocephus
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Re: Bathroom Etiquette
When your day is long
And the night
The night is yours alone
When you're sure you've had enough
Of this life
Well hang on
Don't let yourself go
'Cause everybody cries
And everybody poops sometimes
And the night
The night is yours alone
When you're sure you've had enough
Of this life
Well hang on
Don't let yourself go
'Cause everybody cries
And everybody poops sometimes