Does everyone just sit around eating ice cream cake or something if you aren't in the office?
Actually, my other two coworkers are fantastic. Really good, talented, fun to work with. One was also new, so I was carrying two new people at once, but he put in effort, and learned quickly. First week was rough, 2nd was easier, by the first month, he had most of it. The other coworker was out for 2 weeks (training and vacation). Now instead of almost exploding, I can laugh it off, because there are other people to help.
Today's fun: "So I entered the information on the file and I saved the file, can I close it or will it get lost?"
Last week, she logged herself out of her email somehow, and thought she logged herself out of the computer, even though when I went over, the email login screen was right on top. So I told her to use her email password instead of her computer password. She laughed for a few minutes about how confusing it is to... I don't know, read or something?
Pass me the ice cream.