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PostPosted: April 24 12, 1:38 pm 
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Jose Canseco deleted his twitter account.

I can barely get out of bed, not sure when this depression will subside.

In memoriam, I present you this.

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al gore was a head of his time .i miss him rest in peace buddy hug for u
@JoseCanseco


Titanic 100 years wOw. Global warming couldve saved titanic. Sad to say
@JoseCanseco


hole families used to sleep in one big bed and produce no waste how did we go from their to killing polar bears in 100 years
@JoseCanseco


I was driving last night on a lonely dark road and met this alien or maybe a really ugly girl and it gave me the lottery numbers
@JoseCanseco


Kenny powers was created because of me
@JoseCanseco


Roses r red violets r blue my x is a pot head and so is her boo
@JoseCanseco


I need an attorney pro bono my lanlord evicted me and would not let me take my chandeleers with me ,need your help to get them back
@JoseCanseco


Step into my mind for one night c if u can survive the nightmares
@JoseCanseco


Do you believe in bigfoot of the loch Ness monster
@JoseCanseco


It takes 2 men to make a brother
@JoseCanseco


just remember the media is write 20 percent of 50 percent of the time
@JoseCanseco about 1 year ago

A broken heart is knd of like a broken bat you can use it again but it will never be the same
@JoseCanseco


Roses are red violets are blue I heard your voice and got all depressed to
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 Post subject: Re: Sad Day
PostPosted: April 24 12, 1:40 pm 
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Do you believe in bigfoot of the loch Ness monster


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 Post subject: Re: Sad Day
PostPosted: April 24 12, 1:44 pm 
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Surely that was a fake account, right?


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 Post subject: Re: Sad Day
PostPosted: April 24 12, 1:48 pm 
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Surely that was a fake account, right?

Don't believe so. Should we be surprised by the level of insight a man like Jose Canseco offers?

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 Post subject: Re: Sad Day
PostPosted: April 24 12, 2:10 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Sad Day
PostPosted: April 24 12, 2:13 pm 
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http://deadspin.com/5904780/


I spoke too soon.

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@JoseCanseco looks like it's gone, but Amy K. Nelson says Canseco's rep told her the account has not been deleted and that they're trying "to figure this out."



He once tweeted at me "just because you have a mouth doesn't mean you should open it" and criticized me for only having 150 followers.


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 Post subject: Re: Sad Day
PostPosted: April 24 12, 2:19 pm 
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Yeah, I had a hard time believing he'd ever get off twitter, at least before he's too broke to afford a data plan or home internet.

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 Post subject: Re: Sad Day
PostPosted: April 26 12, 11:28 am 
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He's back on and even though it's not as weird, [expletive] crazy or delusional as most of his tweets, this might be my favorite tweet of his, ever.
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@JoseCanseco Greg maddux is on my flight he acts like he doesn't see me


The image of Greg Maddux hurriedly shoving in his ear buds and acting like whatever is on his iPad is the most engrossing thing ever while Jose Canseco waves frantically trying to get his attention is awesome.

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PostPosted: April 26 12, 11:45 am 
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For some reason I envision Greg Maddux getting all Curly on Jose Canseco:


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 Post subject: Re: Sad Day
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