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PostPosted: April 10 12, 2:34 pm 
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At a tooty fruity sandwich shop that offers pretzel rolls(whatever those are), yes. They always take a long time. They also overcharge and have a tip cup. I recommend avoiding these hipster places, and finding a local Subway and supporting that franchise. Your sandwich will be in your hand in less than one minute, and they won't even let you order it on a pretzel roll.

I might as well just throw the subway sandwich in the toilet and save myself the bowel trouble...considering how fast it moves through my system.

I'll take the ten minute tooty fruity sandwich shop any day over subway.
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TimeForGuinness wrote:
jim wrote:
At a tooty fruity sandwich shop that offers pretzel rolls(whatever those are), yes. They always take a long time. They also overcharge and have a tip cup. I recommend avoiding these hipster places, and finding a local Subway and supporting that franchise. Your sandwich will be in your hand in less than one minute, and they won't even let you order it on a pretzel roll.

I might as well just throw the subway sandwich in the toilet and save myself the bowel trouble...considering how fast it moves through my system.

I'll take the ten minute tooty fruity sandwich shop any day over subway.

If Subway sandwiches are giving you bowel troubles, you might want to see a doctor. Though you should get a few opinions.

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Pretzel rolls are good stuff.
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TimeForGuinness wrote:
jim wrote:
At a tooty fruity sandwich shop that offers pretzel rolls(whatever those are), yes. They always take a long time. They also overcharge and have a tip cup. I recommend avoiding these hipster places, and finding a local Subway and supporting that franchise. Your sandwich will be in your hand in less than one minute, and they won't even let you order it on a pretzel roll.

I might as well just throw the subway sandwich in the toilet and save myself the bowel trouble...considering how fast it moves through my system.

I'll take the ten minute tooty fruity sandwich shop any day over subway.


You eat artisan gluten free asagio bread, don't you?

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Do pretzel rolls taste like soft pretzels? Because I don't really like those things. Too bready.

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cards2468 wrote:
TimeForGuinness wrote:
jim wrote:
At a tooty fruity sandwich shop that offers pretzel rolls(whatever those are), yes. They always take a long time. They also overcharge and have a tip cup. I recommend avoiding these hipster places, and finding a local Subway and supporting that franchise. Your sandwich will be in your hand in less than one minute, and they won't even let you order it on a pretzel roll.

I might as well just throw the subway sandwich in the toilet and save myself the bowel trouble...considering how fast it moves through my system.

I'll take the ten minute tooty fruity sandwich shop any day over subway.

If Subway sandwiches are giving you bowel troubles, you might want to see a doctor. Though you should get a few opinions.

I can at least see the tooty fruity shop shaving the meat, where subway just pulls out a metal container full of cold cuts from a fridge...who know how long it's been in there...

I am the 1% of sandwich eaters.
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jim wrote:
TimeForGuinness wrote:
jim wrote:
At a tooty fruity sandwich shop that offers pretzel rolls(whatever those are), yes. They always take a long time. They also overcharge and have a tip cup. I recommend avoiding these hipster places, and finding a local Subway and supporting that franchise. Your sandwich will be in your hand in less than one minute, and they won't even let you order it on a pretzel roll.

I might as well just throw the subway sandwich in the toilet and save myself the bowel trouble...considering how fast it moves through my system.

I'll take the ten minute tooty fruity sandwich shop any day over subway.


You eat artisan gluten free asagio bread, don't you?

What the hell is that? You eat that? I get wheat bread...not some of that subway-destroy-your-colon bread.
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jim wrote:
Do pretzel rolls taste like soft pretzels? Because I don't really like those things. Too bready.


A little bit, but there's no salt on them. But, yes...I consider them to be a little too "bready". Sometimes I'll use half the roll & make it an open face sandwich.
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TimeForGuinness wrote:
cards2468 wrote:
TimeForGuinness wrote:
jim wrote:
At a tooty fruity sandwich shop that offers pretzel rolls(whatever those are), yes. They always take a long time. They also overcharge and have a tip cup. I recommend avoiding these hipster places, and finding a local Subway and supporting that franchise. Your sandwich will be in your hand in less than one minute, and they won't even let you order it on a pretzel roll.

I might as well just throw the subway sandwich in the toilet and save myself the bowel trouble...considering how fast it moves through my system.

I'll take the ten minute tooty fruity sandwich shop any day over subway.

If Subway sandwiches are giving you bowel troubles, you might want to see a doctor. Though you should get a few opinions.

I can at least see the tooty fruity shop shaving the meat, where subway just pulls out a metal container full of cold cuts from a fridge...who know how long it's been in there...

I am the 1% of sandwich eaters.

Clearly you didn't spend your childhood winning cafeteria bets and building up a cast iron stomach the way I have.

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TimeForGuinness wrote:
jim wrote:
TimeForGuinness wrote:
jim wrote:
At a tooty fruity sandwich shop that offers pretzel rolls(whatever those are), yes. They always take a long time. They also overcharge and have a tip cup. I recommend avoiding these hipster places, and finding a local Subway and supporting that franchise. Your sandwich will be in your hand in less than one minute, and they won't even let you order it on a pretzel roll.

I might as well just throw the subway sandwich in the toilet and save myself the bowel trouble...considering how fast it moves through my system.

I'll take the ten minute tooty fruity sandwich shop any day over subway.


You eat artisan gluten free asagio bread, don't you?

What the hell is that? You eat that? I get wheat bread...not some of that subway-destroy-your-colon bread.


No, you [expletive] the Subway bread out right away. It's like a colon scrubber. The other bread stays in your colon and rots - that's what colon cancer is. Stuff you can't [expletive] out and it gets rancid in there.

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