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Fat_Bulldog
PostPosted: April 17 12, 1:51 pm 
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I rubbed my penis with a cheese grater last night. I thought it would feel good. Ended up, it didn't.

Discuss.

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That sounds worse than the Tabasco enema I gave myself last night.

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cards2468 wrote:
That sounds worse than the Tabasco enema I gave myself last night.


That's too bad because a Tabasco enema had crossed my mind for this evening's festivities.

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Fat_Bulldog wrote:
cards2468 wrote:
That sounds worse than the Tabasco enema I gave myself last night.


That's too bad because a Tabasco enema had crossed my mind for this evening's festivities.

apply with rat tail file for optimal pain

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whoa whoa whoa... not liking the direction this is going AT ALL. Stay on topic. Bulldog's talking about rubbing his [expletive] across a [expletive] rasp. Let's not denigrate Tabasco.

(Besides, Sriracha makes for a better high colonic, anyway)

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I avoid partners with moustaches and beards for the same reason.

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Fat_Bulldog wrote:
I rubbed my penis with a cheese grater last night. I thought it would feel good. Ended up, it didn't.

Discuss.


Billy Crystal and Christopher Guest called and they want their bit back. " I hate when that happens."
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Fat_Bulldog
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Sutter'sBeard wrote:
Fat_Bulldog wrote:
I rubbed my penis with a cheese grater last night. I thought it would feel good. Ended up, it didn't.

Discuss.


Billy Crystal and Christopher Guest called and they want their bit back. " I hate when that happens."


Maybe I'm too pre-occupied with all of the open wounds on my penis, but I don't get this.

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you just wanted to say cheese grater

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