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thrill wrote:I hadn't heard that my aunt got a job at People Magazine.

You should probably congratulate her.

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MrCrowesGarden wrote:Blake Shelton is People's Sexiest Man Alive. I guess they're cool with the racist/homophobic/philandering ways.

Kaepernick was colluded against again...

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Why do smoke detector batteries always die at 3:00 a.m.?

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Why can I drink a gallon of water or a 6 pack of beer without taking a piss, but by goodness drink 6 oz of coffee and it's off to leak the lizard 10 minutes later?

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AWvsCBsteeeerike3 wrote:Why can I drink a gallon of water or a 6 pack of beer without taking a piss, but by goodness drink 6 oz of coffee and it's off to leak the lizard 10 minutes later?
Caffeine is a diuretic.

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still irritating.

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stlouie_lipp wrote:Why do smoke detector batteries always die at 3:00 a.m.?
If you proactively changed them that wouldn’t happen. #PSA #justsayin’

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cardinalkarp wrote:
AWvsCBsteeeerike3 wrote:Why can I drink a gallon of water or a 6 pack of beer without taking a piss, but by goodness drink 6 oz of coffee and it's off to leak the lizard 10 minutes later?
Caffeine is a diuretic.

Makes me poop.

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lukethedrifter wrote:
stlouie_lipp wrote:Why do smoke detector batteries always die at 3:00 a.m.?
If you proactively changed them that wouldn’t happen. #PSA #justsayin’
I know. I actually thought about it when we turned the clocks back. They used to run PSA's about that. I was cursing myself for not doing it.

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stlouie_lipp wrote:
lukethedrifter wrote:
stlouie_lipp wrote:Why do smoke detector batteries always die at 3:00 a.m.?
If you proactively changed them that wouldn’t happen. #PSA #justsayin’
I know. I actually thought about it when we turned the clocks back. They used to run PSA's about that. I was cursing myself for not doing it.
I actually had to replace the hard wired smoke detectors in my home last night, they were over 10 years old, and even with new batteries they would either chirp, or they would go off every time anyone made toast...not even burned toast, but just made toast. They were surprisingly easy to replace, and not that expensive.

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